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Gymph

that guys a fucking gymph.
by cory12536 December 16, 2008
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GFMPH

Good For Men's Prostate Health
1) Used as justification to have any request, no matter how outlandish, satisfied by a significant other.

2) Any desirable toy or act that a man can somehow relate to prostate health.
"Dear, I heard that chocolate is GFMPH." "Would you like me to get a box for you now?"

"Dear, I heard that engaging in amorous activities while swinging from a chandelier is GFMPH." "Would you like me to wear the nurse outfit again?"
"Man, this new snow blower is GFMPH. It works so well my wife does the driveway."
by Arsene Lupin November 15, 2011
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gymhead

A person, typically a male, who is obsessed with going to the gym or working out. This person will spend hours upon hours bulking up, pausing only for protein shakes or supplement use. Gymheads often go after their own breed and tend to spend most of their time with those who love the workout grind as much as they do.
"Have you seen that guy at the gym?"
"Yeah, he's always there; that's where he spends all his time. He's a total gymhead."
by CarlsJr April 20, 2014
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gymposter

Gymposter - someone that wears workout clothing as their primary wardrobe or on their days off, but doesn't workout ever.
Matt: Man, Kevin must workout all the time...all he ever wears are sweatsuits.
Mallori: Kevin never works out. He says he hates it. Trust me, he's a gymposter.
by jimbobf July 26, 2011
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gympress

Gratuitously referencing the fact that one "works out", at every available opportunity.
Stop gympressing us Mike. Nobody wants to see your guns.
by RichieRicardo September 1, 2017
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gympuff

The smallest, skinniest guy at the gym.

A skinny person, usually undefined, who has no business being at the gym.

An undefined weightlifter who is to thin to be taken serious.
That gympuff couldn't lift 10 lbs.

Like that guy can really lift weights, what a gympuff!
by Cheeks1128 February 4, 2010
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gympostor

One who walks around in workout or gym-like clothing to give the effect that they have worked out or gone to the gym today or are planning to work out or go to the gym today when in reality they have not or are not going to. One usually does this to make oneself feel better about their physique or to seem like they are physically fit when in reality they have done nothing today.

aka workout impostor
Look at that girl in the nike shorts, under armour shirt and asics sneakers with a pony tail. She is totally a gympostor. I didn't see her at the track or the gym at all today.
by rjking91 April 1, 2011
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