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Gumph
An alcoholic beverage also known as Cherry Lambrini.
Best accompanied by some ice, a glace cherry and served in the Holy Grail Of Gumph (located in Scotland.)
Best accompanied by some ice, a glace cherry and served in the Holy Grail Of Gumph (located in Scotland.)
Gumph by KevTheBaptist September 14, 2006
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GUMPH by FLORENCE GUMPH September 14, 2016
Gumph
A pair of tired old shoes; old school 60’s basketball shoes crossed with galoshes but worn with no respect for people’s eyes or noses as they always stink and are hard to look at.
Gumph by The Great Budrow August 25, 2021
Gumshoe Grimes
The official nickname (title) given to private investigator junior grimes. The youngest Pi in history whos notorious for going to extreme lengths for a case and to bring corruption justice even if he’s a little corrupt himself (though that’s his nature) grimes is dubbed “gumshoe grimes” as he sticks to people when following for a case of mystery.
gumshoe grimes has been called this by the newspapers and media even though officials try to silence the existence of (junior) grimes himself which says alot about his intimidating behavior, that it got to a point where important public figures do everything to avoid seeing his face or even hearing the name “junior grimes”
An honorable private detective but a rule breaker and ladies man nonetheless, grimes has no shortage of enemies or former friends and fortunately that’s to his benefit. It keeps his ego stronger than ever.
junior grimes (“gumshoe grimes”) has been active since everyone could remember but tends to work from the shadows and doesn’t care for the opinions of others which makes him efficient. If there’s anyone famous for mysterious demeanor and aggressive tactics with a bit of charm it’s MOST DEFINITELY gumshoe grimes!
the greatest Pi in the world, no doubt
gumshoe grimes has been called this by the newspapers and media even though officials try to silence the existence of (junior) grimes himself which says alot about his intimidating behavior, that it got to a point where important public figures do everything to avoid seeing his face or even hearing the name “junior grimes”
An honorable private detective but a rule breaker and ladies man nonetheless, grimes has no shortage of enemies or former friends and fortunately that’s to his benefit. It keeps his ego stronger than ever.
junior grimes (“gumshoe grimes”) has been active since everyone could remember but tends to work from the shadows and doesn’t care for the opinions of others which makes him efficient. If there’s anyone famous for mysterious demeanor and aggressive tactics with a bit of charm it’s MOST DEFINITELY gumshoe grimes!
the greatest Pi in the world, no doubt
News station: another body found in the river today! It’s easy to see why this murder was solved
Person watching tv: aha! Gumshoe grimes!
Person 2: fuckin A, Is there anything that kid can’t do?
News reporter: it’s been revealed that detective junior grimes solved this case once again
Person 1: like there’s ever been a fuckin’ doubt haha
____
Narrator: a young man hellbent on stopping corruption yet also being the source himself
Mystery figure: ....
Narrator: the papers call him gumshoe grimes
Mystery figure: *revealed as grimes himself*
Aye....ready for action
Narrator: and for good reason...he knows how to stick to people
____
Gumshoe grimes (“junior Grimes”) pi /private detective
Person watching tv: aha! Gumshoe grimes!
Person 2: fuckin A, Is there anything that kid can’t do?
News reporter: it’s been revealed that detective junior grimes solved this case once again
Person 1: like there’s ever been a fuckin’ doubt haha
____
Narrator: a young man hellbent on stopping corruption yet also being the source himself
Mystery figure: ....
Narrator: the papers call him gumshoe grimes
Mystery figure: *revealed as grimes himself*
Aye....ready for action
Narrator: and for good reason...he knows how to stick to people
____
Gumshoe grimes (“junior Grimes”) pi /private detective
Gumshoe Grimes by Tomcat ™️ October 7, 2021
Gumshoe Grimes
The official nickname (title) given to private investigator junior grimes. The youngest Pi in history whos notorious for going to extreme lengths for a case and to bring corruption justice even if he’s a little corrupt himself (though that’s his nature) grimes is dubbed “gumshoe grimes” as he sticks to people when following for a case of mystery.
gumshoe grimes has been called this by the newspapers and media even though officials try to silence the existence of (junior) grimes himself which says alot about his intimidating behavior, that it got to a point where important public figures do everything to avoid seeing his face or even hearing the name “junior grimes”
An honorable private detective but a rule breaker and ladies man nonetheless, grimes has no shortage of enemies or former friends and fortunately that’s to his benefit. It keeps his ego stronger than ever.
junior grimes (“gumshoe grimes”) has been active since everyone could remember but tends to work from the shadows and doesn’t care for the opinions of others which makes him efficient. If there’s anyone famous for mysterious demeanor and aggressive tactics with a bit of charm it’s MOST DEFINITELY gumshoe grimes!
the greatest Pi in the world, no doubt
gumshoe grimes has been called this by the newspapers and media even though officials try to silence the existence of (junior) grimes himself which says alot about his intimidating behavior, that it got to a point where important public figures do everything to avoid seeing his face or even hearing the name “junior grimes”
An honorable private detective but a rule breaker and ladies man nonetheless, grimes has no shortage of enemies or former friends and fortunately that’s to his benefit. It keeps his ego stronger than ever.
junior grimes (“gumshoe grimes”) has been active since everyone could remember but tends to work from the shadows and doesn’t care for the opinions of others which makes him efficient. If there’s anyone famous for mysterious demeanor and aggressive tactics with a bit of charm it’s MOST DEFINITELY gumshoe grimes!
the greatest Pi in the world, no doubt
News station: another body found in the river today! It’s easy to see why this murder was solved
Person watching tv: aha! Gumshoe grimes!
Person 2: fuckin A, Is there anything that kid can’t do?
News reporter: it’s been revealed that detective junior grimes solved this case once again
Person 1: like there’s ever been a fuckin’ doubt haha
____
Narrator: a young man hellbent on stopping corruption yet also being the source himself
Mystery figure: ....
Narrator: the papers call him gumshoe grimes
Mystery figure: *revealed as grimes himself*
Aye....ready for action
Narrator: and for good reason...he knows how to stick to people
____
Gumshoe grimes (“junior Grimes”) pi /private detective
Person watching tv: aha! Gumshoe grimes!
Person 2: fuckin A, Is there anything that kid can’t do?
News reporter: it’s been revealed that detective junior grimes solved this case once again
Person 1: like there’s ever been a fuckin’ doubt haha
____
Narrator: a young man hellbent on stopping corruption yet also being the source himself
Mystery figure: ....
Narrator: the papers call him gumshoe grimes
Mystery figure: *revealed as grimes himself*
Aye....ready for action
Narrator: and for good reason...he knows how to stick to people
____
Gumshoe grimes (“junior Grimes”) pi /private detective
Gumshoe Grimes by Tomcat ™️ September 22, 2021
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