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Charlie Gillespie

Charlie Gillespie is the hottest man on Earth He is also a ghost He is the most talented human on Earth
Charlie Gillespie is The HOTTEST man on Earth
A sweet Dutch man with glorious long locks of hair who is extremely considerate. He is a great listener and has great input. A Gilles can pull you out of a bad day at any time, his smile is extremely contagious. He also likes to make jokes with vampire references. He is very intelligent, not to mention extremely attractive. If you ever meet a Gilles, keep him safely by your side, he will treat and human being with the upmost respect.
"Woah, that was a total Gilles. I better keep him around."
Gilles by Mr.meowmix August 22, 2014
That’s a gilles right there
Gilles by Dave699669 August 3, 2018

The Dizzy Gillespie

The Dizzy Gillespie is when a man is giving oral sex to a woman who farts. The rank fart rolls upward into his mouth distending his cheeks like he's blowing into a trumpet. Thus making him look like Dizzy Gillespie.
My best friend fell out when I told her my husband was pissed at me because after date night I was gassy and drunk and gave him The Dizzy Gillespie during his late night dessert.

Jizzy Gillespie 

The act of ejaculating so voluminously into your partner's mouth that his/her cheeks inflate in the manner of a famous American jazz trumpeter.
"Holy fuck, Chris, take a full load I want you to Jizzy Gillespie."
Jizzy Gillespie by Sal Platter August 30, 2007

jake gyllenhaal 

found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)
person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
jake gyllenhaal by kniveschau November 12, 2021
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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