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Charlie Gillespie

Charlie Gillespie is the hottest man on Earth He is also a ghost He is the most talented human on Earth
Charlie Gillespie is The HOTTEST man on Earth
A sweet Dutch man with glorious long locks of hair who is extremely considerate. He is a great listener and has great input. A Gilles can pull you out of a bad day at any time, his smile is extremely contagious. He also likes to make jokes with vampire references. He is very intelligent, not to mention extremely attractive. If you ever meet a Gilles, keep him safely by your side, he will treat and human being with the upmost respect.
"Woah, that was a total Gilles. I better keep him around."
Gilles by Mr.meowmix August 22, 2014
Nobal man with a big cock
That’s a gilles right there
Gilles by Dave699669 August 3, 2018

The Dizzy Gillespie

The Dizzy Gillespie is when a man is giving oral sex to a woman who farts. The rank fart rolls upward into his mouth distending his cheeks like he's blowing into a trumpet. Thus making him look like Dizzy Gillespie.
My best friend fell out when I told her my husband was pissed at me because after date night I was gassy and drunk and gave him The Dizzy Gillespie during his late night dessert.

Jizzy Gillespie 

The act of ejaculating so voluminously into your partner's mouth that his/her cheeks inflate in the manner of a famous American jazz trumpeter.
"Holy fuck, Chris, take a full load I want you to Jizzy Gillespie."
Jizzy Gillespie by Sal Platter August 30, 2007

jake gyllenhaal 

found dead in illinois (surrounded by hundreds of canadians' scarves) on nov 12 2021 after listening to all too well (10 minute version)
person 1: my all too well scarf has been stuck in illinois for a week!
person 2: you didn't hear? jake gyllenhaal stole it!
jake gyllenhaal by kniveschau November 12, 2021