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i live in a nice, big apartment, do what i want to do, have a great job, travel, eat out when i feel like it, no kids. high disposable income. and my mom LOVES my boyfriend.
by longislandsucks March 19, 2004
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When someone sucks ur Nipples to hard and they turn red
This random girl on the street gave me guppies
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One who is weak and should get devoured by sharks.
Get out of my lake before you get chewed up, guppie.
by Big Poo Dog September 06, 2005
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Guppies are go-getters with successful careers and expensive, smart casual wardrobes to match.
Guppies have Type-A personalities and sometimes become Sugar Daddies to less successful mates.
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Like their 1980s predecessors, Guppies want the best of everything - if it's green, that is. Guppies will buy anything to enhance their status as eco-friendly guardians of the environment, even if it means throwing away perfectly funcitonal "traditional" items in order to boast that their car, their house, their pets or children are "green."
Yeah, we just had some Guppies move in next door. They ripped out and sent hundreds of feet of pine flooring to the landfill to replace it with bamboo.
by Emily Roberson May 04, 2008
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Gay fish, usually male, but could switch genders.
My fabulous x, Jonathon, collects guppies and shoots them in a barrel.
by aaron atlas February 22, 2005
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