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gallespen 

a Filipino last name. People with this last name are usually extremely beautiful (on the inside and the outside). They have a great sense of humor and are super pure...
That girl is so pretty! She must be a Gallespen
gallespen by french_bulldogs4 June 19, 2019
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gallespen 

a girl with this last name is the most talented, understanding, adorkable, and overall wonderful person you will ever meet. If you ever come across a Gallespen, befriend them because she will stick by your side for everything, listen to you, and help you through whatever it is you need.
Boy 1: yo who is that??
Boy 2: I can’t believe it...

boy 1: what?
Boy 2: we’re being blessed with the presence of a gallespen
gallespen by french_bulldogs4 June 19, 2019

gallespen 

a girl with this last name is the most talented, understanding, adorkable, and overall wonderful person you will ever meet. If you ever come across a Gallespen, befriend them because she will stick by your side for everything, listen to you, and help you through whatever it is you need.
Boy 1: yo who is that??
Boy 2: I can’t believe it...

boy 1: what?
Boy 2: we’re being blessed with the presence of a gallespen
gallespen by french_bulldogs4 June 19, 2019

dizzy gillespe 

a type of deep throat blow job, where the the person puts the testicles into the mouth with the entire penis. with the mans balls puffing out both cheeks, the person doing the sucking starts repeatedly swallowing; it is a unique sensation that can become addictive. oh, and while the person performs this act, they will bear an incredible resembelance to dizzy gillespe in that classic view of him blowing his horn, with his cheeks puffed out like a pair of balloons.
dude! my chick was giving me an ordinary blow job, when all of a sudden, she deep throated me, sucked my balls into her cheeks, and then gave me the best dizzy gillespe of my entire life!
dizzy gillespe by joe mid- bronx November 11, 2007
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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