Gwarts

An easier way of saying "genital warts"... Gwarts rolls off the tongue in a discreet fashion.

Bob: "Hey Steve, lets hit the beach and try to score some chicks!"

Steve: "Nah, I'll have to pass... the saltwater really stings my gwarts"

by Marky Mark and the What? December 9, 2008

GWALTS

Girls Who All Look the Same. As in, an indistinguishable group of girls who all dress alike, do their hair and make-up alike, and pose alike in group photos. Hands on hips, mouth open. Their lack of identity and caked on make-up disguises their poor self-esteem and daddy issues.

Did you see Maddie's facebook photos? She turned into a total GWALTS when she got into that sorority.

by salami tsunami December 28, 2011

Anal Garts

Sores developed in the anal region due to prolonged sessions of gaming on uncomfortable chairs in poor condition, Known to flair up in anticipation of new expansions or new game rollouts. Also can be mentioned in a congratulatory way to reference certain in game milestones only reached by long hours of play

"Fuck my anal garts are flaring, I think I need to log off"

"Garts on the level d00d!"

by Pandertroll August 29, 2012

GWARS

An irritating STD contracted by girls in which a miniature metal band wearing painful sci-fi horror costumes plays a constant vagina-shredding set. GWARS is treatable, but no permanent cure has been found.

I thought I was being safe, but little did I know GWARS can shred right through condoms.

by mfac84 May 11, 2009

gwerts

to be extremely queer or retarded or smelly or quief-like

britney spears and the backstreet boys r gwerts

by some one ppl dont care about August 8, 2007

gwarthock

A species of Internet Troll identified and described in "The Onion's Extremely Accurate History of the Internet, Part 6: Interactivity—Joining the Conversation About Hitler".

Identified by functionally illiterate, incoherent comments, lacking proper capitalization, punctuation, and usually containing an insult directed towards whoever they are addressing.

I was offering a rather successful counter-argument in a discussion, but then I got surrounded and shouted down by gwarthocks, and had to give up before I lost my composure.

by Richard Owen December 12, 2012

Gwarth

Gwarth is the colloquial term for a friend who ventures from the north and displays Gwarth-like tendencies.

“Gwarth would you like a goblet after your long journey?”

Tom: “no”

by DaVinche14 December 1, 2018