GWARS

An irritating STD contracted by girls in which a miniature metal band wearing painful sci-fi horror costumes plays a constant vagina-shredding set. GWARS is treatable, but no permanent cure has been found.

I thought I was being safe, but little did I know GWARS can shred right through condoms.

by mfac84 May 12, 2009

GWAR

The Most Dangerous band on the planet

by josh September 17, 2003

GWAR

The only band you will ever see where you can remember the shows by the stains on your jacket

Buddy: Dude see this? This yellow stain is brains from the last time I saw Gwar!
Me: Oderous came in my eye!

by Husker Dave November 14, 2006

GWAR

The rockinest band in the universe.

Wow, did you see GWAR? they fed jerry springer to the world maggot!

by SuperGothGuyWhoIsAllSadAndGayAndStuff August 07, 2003

GWAR

A sweet ass band created by their Master to wipe his ass after he took a sunday morning turd and spawned the universe.

Gwar are Kick ass

by Colonel Ames November 05, 2003

gwar

first off, gwar is not an acronym for anything. it doesnt mean god what an awful racket, nor does it mean gay women against rage. there are others. the word is simply a power laxative, something you exclaim if you are having a hard time on the toilet. i know this because i asked dave brockie himself. second, gwar is the best band in existence. if you dont agree, go see them live and tell me otherwise.

HOLY CRAP! GWAR just killed the pope and is haveing sex with his open skull!

by Pumpkinhead March 06, 2005

gwar

One of the most badass bands out there.

Dood1:holy shit, gwar fuckin ROCKS!
Gay person:gwar is gay
Dood1 kicks the teeth out of gay persons mouth.

by 133713 Mc 1337 1337 July 14, 2004