GWARS

An irritating STD contracted by girls in which a miniature metal band wearing painful sci-fi horror costumes plays a constant vagina-shredding set. GWARS is treatable, but no permanent cure has been found.

I thought I was being safe, but little did I know GWARS can shred right through condoms.

GWARS by mfac84 May 11, 2009

garstang community academy 

garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.

garstang community academy is a shit hole

garstang community academy by idgafaml April 18, 2019

gWarp 

a phenomenon which occurs during an active conversation in google mail (gmail), when mail delivery is delayed by an indeterminate amount of time. The late delivery of the email which seems to have been caught in the time-space continuum, causes confusion, as if everyone,without knowledge, has warped through time.

(via email)
bob - 4:00pm: everyone, lets meet at the bar at 5pm, sharp. I have to be somewhere at 7.
jim- 4:01pm: sweet!
john - - 4:01pm: in!
tom - 4:02pm: which bar?
---insert 25 other misc messages---
jim - 8:00pm: had a blast guys

rupert - 3:56pm: hey you guys want to go to happy hour?
jim - 8:02pm: wtf?
john - 8:05pm: dude... we went. where were you?
rupert - 8:07pm: FUCKING GWARP!

gWarp by milkacow November 15, 2010

gawrsh 

The word "gosh" as spelled when used by Goofy. Gosh originally meaning "Oh my God".

"Gawrsh!", Goofy said, that's a nice car you got there.

gawrsh by MagnusW April 28, 2006

gnarsauce 

totally stellar, super hyphy, wicked, gnargnargnargnar

That cab 540 was gnarsauce bro

gnarsauce by Robb LaBonte May 15, 2008

Grinds my Gears 

To make someone mad, or to piss someone off!

That really grinds my gears!

Grinds my Gears by Lars Honeytoast October 23, 2005

giving me the gears 

Giving the gears is to tease someone by giving them a bit of a hard time but not in a harsh or unkind way.

They were giving me the gears because I went golfing with the boss.

giving me the gears by Levk February 11, 2017