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a phenomenon which occurs during an active conversation in google mail (gmail), when mail delivery is delayed by an indeterminate amount of time. The late delivery of the email which seems to have been caught in the time-space continuum, causes confusion, as if everyone,without knowledge, has warped through time.
(via email)
bob - 4:00pm: everyone, lets meet at the bar at 5pm, sharp. I have to be somewhere at 7.
jim- 4:01pm: sweet!
john - - 4:01pm: in!
tom - 4:02pm: which bar?
---insert 25 other misc messages---
jim - 8:00pm: had a blast guys

rupert - 3:56pm: hey you guys want to go to happy hour?
jim - 8:02pm: wtf?
john - 8:05pm: dude... we went. where were you?
rupert - 8:07pm: FUCKING GWARP!
gWarp by milkacow November 15, 2010
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1.n. derogatory term used as an insult

2.adj. used to describe someone in a derogatory way
1."dont be a gwarp"

2."john is such a gwarp!"
gwarp by lazharris October 11, 2006
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To use your streaming setup so you can do your hair or make up while watching anime or other things.
I had to Gwarp today so I could get caught up on one piece.
Gwarp by Memes_Of_reality March 28, 2024

Monkey D Garp 

Monkey D Garp is a character from One Piece. His job is more important to him than his family. He let his grandson Ace get executed even though he was innocent. Roger told Garp to protect Ace, and what did Garp do? He abandoned Ace and let a bunch of mountain bandits raise him. Garp gave his other grandson, Luffy, to the mountain bandits as well. Garp wanted his grandsons to become members of the marine but let criminals raise his grandsons, and then had the nerve to be angry that his grandsons became pirates. Even when Garp was sometimes paying visits to the mountain bandits, all he did was beat Luffy, Ace, and Sabo up. Overall, while Garp is strong and the "Hero of the Marine", he's a horrible grandfather. He failed both of his grandsons.
Person A: I hate Monkey D Garp!
Person B: Why?
Person A: He's a horrible Grandpa. He didn't even do the bare minimum for Ace and Luffy. He constantly abused them when he visited them and he let criminals raise them. If Garp really wanted his grandsons to become members of the marine, why was he so stupid that he let mountain bandits raise his grandsons? That's like wanting your grandsons to become police officers but making murderers and thieves raise them! Wtf Garp?
Monkey D Garp by Keltonsein July 21, 2023

gnarp gnarp 

Gnarp gnarp (alternatively spelled as gnarp gnap) refers to a photoshopped image of a cat to make it look like a green alien with two antennae, with the caption “Boy why you so gnarp gnap 👽”
John: Boy why you so gnarp gnarp 👽
gnarp gnarp by DerangedCat May 4, 2023
A Slang Term Used In Harlem Meaning Money
Yo Fam Lets Go Make This Gwap
gwap by GotThatGwap May 15, 2005
Gwapa means a beautiful female in Cebuano Filipino, and also in Tagalog. From the Spanish word 'guapa'.
Gwapa kaayo akong uyab. (My girlfriend is very beautiful.)
gwapa by enixbr86 September 10, 2014