GWAMP

GWAMP is an acronym (Gapping, Washing, And Masking Protocols) for social distancing behaviors associated with the coronavirus pandemic.

"Hey Meg, let's go to the store - get ready to GWAMP it up"
"Man, if people don't start to GWAMP I'm going to have get locked down again"

by landgrabber July 8, 2020

Gwamp

Also known as Gorp, a gwamp is and underwater fart, but with a touch of actual shit. This would be better defined as an underwater shart.

Le Fawnduh: "Damn Homie, dis biotch just did a gwamp in da pool!

by Jarrood May 13, 2005

Gwamp

Memorable, nostalgic, everlasting, old, historic.

Remember the Gwamp days.

by E.D Gracity June 20, 2020

Gwamp

A term used to describe the sound of a woman blowing a man's penis.

"Gwamp Me"

by B.T.D. December 3, 2010

Gwamp

Guy with a miniature penis. Came to be used in the early 80s.

That guy I dated last year was such a Gwamp!

by dixiegoth February 16, 2008

gwamp

when someone doesn't get something to do with technology or electronic devices.

"my aunts such a gwamp, she doesn't know how to send an email !"
or
"I know I'm being a gwamp, but how do you save this piece of work?"

by wo.w July 8, 2014

Gwamp

Gwamp; the action of placing ones hand in a "cup" shaped position against ones own butt crack and farting in ones hand, then immediately grasping her hand shut to capture the stench and "throwing" the dart cloud into your friends face causing them to directly inhale your fart. Also known as "cuffing" or "farty mcfly's or johny cage gwamp balls.

Ex: you got gwamped bra

by Gwampness monster July 18, 2014