gwarph 

A gwarph is when you fart at the exact moment you cum during a blow job resulting in the blower pulling away in disgust only to receive a forehead covered in jiz while wincing from the stink. Resemblance to Star Trek's Lt. Worf is uncanny.

Most my Friday nights begin with a blowjob while watching Next Generation, and end with a laugh while I give my girlfriend a gwarph.

gwarph by Kazoonhite of Dragonwhale October 21, 2013

gWarp 

a phenomenon which occurs during an active conversation in google mail (gmail), when mail delivery is delayed by an indeterminate amount of time. The late delivery of the email which seems to have been caught in the time-space continuum, causes confusion, as if everyone,without knowledge, has warped through time.

(via email)
bob - 4:00pm: everyone, lets meet at the bar at 5pm, sharp. I have to be somewhere at 7.
jim- 4:01pm: sweet!
john - - 4:01pm: in!
tom - 4:02pm: which bar?
---insert 25 other misc messages---
jim - 8:00pm: had a blast guys

rupert - 3:56pm: hey you guys want to go to happy hour?
jim - 8:02pm: wtf?
john - 8:05pm: dude... we went. where were you?
rupert - 8:07pm: FUCKING GWARP!

gWarp by milkacow November 15, 2010

garph 

Someone who sniffs little girls bicycle seats!

"Old man Wilson is such a garph. Look at him sniff those seats!"
"Thats the third time this week!"

garph by christopher dougherty July 9, 2004

glarph

Form of greeting exchanged between two friends. Often presented along with a head bow, or the split- fingered Vulcan hand gesture. Short for "Good to see you again, I wish you all the best my friend, what is new in you life experience?"

Person one: "Glarph"
Person two: "Glarph"

glarph by Anonymous September 19, 2003

GWARChive 

The GWARChive is a DVD released by the Thrash metal band GWAR.

This DVD contains 16 of the music videos that were released from the year 1990, all the way through the year 2001.
The music video's on this DVD (In Order from 2001-1990 and order on DVD) are:
1. Immortal Corruptor - 2001
2. Nitro-Burnin' Funny Bong = From the movie "It's $leazy - 2000
3. Fucking An Animal = This video was the censored version with farm animal noises replacing obscene words the song contained. - 1999
4. Don't Need A Man = This song was sung by "Slymenstra Hymen". - 1998
5. Penguin Attack - 1997
6. Surf Of Syn - = From the movie "Ragnarok" 1996
7. Meat Sandwhich = From the movie "Ragnarok" - 1996
8. Saddam A Go-Go - 1994
9. Jack The World - 1994
10. The Insidious Sililoquy Of Dr. Mr. Mrs. Prof. Skulhed Face = This was taken from the movie "Skulhed Face". - 1994
11. Have You Seen Me? = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
12. Crack In The Egg = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
13. Gor-Gor = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
14. The Road Behind = From the movie "Phallus In Wonderland" - 1992
15. Sick Of You = From The Movie "Live From Antarctica" 1990
16. Cool Place To Park = From the Movie "Live From Antarctica" - 1990

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The DVD also contains extra DVD content such as:

1. Audio Commentary from GWAR on each music video.
2. Outtakes from the Music Video "Immortal Corruptor".
3, Art and Photo Gallery. = Not a slideshow, but a merge of psychodelic colors and artwork with video inside of some of the spaces in between the artwork, shifts from different songs on the DVD as well.
4. Discography. = Announcer names all of the CD's that have songs related to the music videos. Such as "Violence Has Arrived" contains the song "Immortal Corruptor".

I just got the GWARChive DVD today.

I am going to go watch the GWARChive right now.

GWARChive by A Twisted Illusion September 16, 2008

gwamph 

1. Verb: to binge eat an excessive amount of junk food. To “pig-out” or gorge on unhealthy food, usually in one sitting.

2. Noun: a person who gorges themselves or binge eats unhealthy food.

I was so sad about breaking up with my boyfriend again, so I just went home for a good gwamph.

After polishing off all those cupcakes and brownies I felt like such a gwamph.

gwamph by CUTlE PlE March 16, 2010

garphey

Garphey is the definition of a handsome wholesome respectful man! He can sometimes stun you with his wit and humor. He once slayed a dragon by hugging it. Garphey is an overall cool dude.

Damn garphey is so funny and has a huge penis i wish i was like him. *sighs in awe*

garphey by Definitely Not Garphey July 12, 2019