A gwarph is when you fart at the exact moment you cum during a blow job resulting in the blower pulling away in disgust only to receive a forehead covered in jiz while wincing from the stink. Resemblance to Star Trek's Lt. Worf is uncanny.
Most my Friday nights begin with a blowjob while watching Next Generation, and end with a laugh while I give my girlfriend a gwarph.
by Kazoonhite of Dragonwhale October 21, 2013
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