Guytem

Descriptive word for a male couple. Similar to item.

Did you hear that Robert and Sam are a guytem

by La Rouge February 1, 2009

guytem

Easier term to use when referring to girls wearing guy clothes.
Most of the time, the items worn are from stores such as Urban Outfitters (Note: usually cardigans, flannels, hats, etc.)

Looks pretty good when worn properly.

Guy: Aw wow chiclet! You sure know how to pull off men's clothes!!
Girl: Thanks. This is probably one of my best guytems.

by Valgina May 29, 2008

Guatemolian

A person with Guatemolian ancestry.

Julian Morales: Hey, you know I’m Guatemolian right?

by Emperor Caesar Augustus November 30, 2019

Guatemalan Tortilla

When you are clapping the cheeks so loud the whole neighborhood can here

Bro did you hear the applause last night?
That wasn’t an applause, I believe that was someone making a Guatemalan Tortilla

by 917534 January 18, 2019

Guatemalan Sunrise

An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.

I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.

by Jsweet April 22, 2014

Guatemalan Neck Brace

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.

I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.

by Don Jr. April 19, 2010

Guatemelon

A cantaloupe-shaped superhero with a cape!

"Watch out Captain Planet! Here comes Guatemelon!"

by The Guatemelon October 20, 2015