Guurf 

a big manly man that is very manly and also a man is a big man also did I mention they are big and manly and manly and have muscles that are big, big muscles on this man oh yeah big muscly manly muscle man mhm mum big man with big man muscles on a man, yup.
That is Guurf.

Person: wow, look at those big manly muscles on such a big manly man that is big and a man and has muscles and is big with the big muscles and is a big man!
Guurf: yes

Guurf by Guurf June 22, 2021

guurf 

This the the quiet guy in the corner that usually turns out to be the wierdo. But someone he is the one that lands the Hot chick.

Dude that guy is a guurf. WTF!

guurf by jnw243 August 17, 2010

gurufu 

A person who pretends to be a guru of kung fu, but in actuality is only a guru of dicknose. Seen along the East Coast, often out in the wild diddling unexpecting victims of their FAAB and other personal belongings. Easily identified by their rare giant dicknose and inflated ego. Seldom seen at the job site, gurufu are invasive species and migrate frequently. Diet consists mainly of vegetables, but has recently started eating meats.

That gurufu fleeced me something good. That's the biggest nose I ever seen!

gurufu by TripleCrown DS September 25, 2023

gurufu 

Turd sandwich

That gurufu sandwich was not good, but it had a big nose!

gurufu by TripleCrown DS September 30, 2023

GUUF 

An abbreviated Exclamatory phrase, of Give us us free, from Amistad.
Used when you feel like you're being slaved at work for hundreds of years and is in dire need of freedom.

Joseph Cinque: Give us, us free. Give us, us free. Give us, us free. Give us, us free. Give us, us free.

GUUF GUUF GUUF GUUF

GUUF by dakk May 23, 2008

gurfing 

From the verb "to gurf". The action of eating fast and gulping at the same time. Popular word amongst Twitch streamers and vtubers like the infamous CodeMiko.

I'm gurfing chat !

gurfing by ryhverse November 19, 2022

Gurfulling 

When gas is rotating out loud in your stomach, putting so much pressure on your bowel region that you feel like, if you don't get to a toilet immediately, you will soil your pants.

Girl - "what was that noise and why is your face all red?
Guy - "I'm tryin to squeeze my cheeks together cause my stomach be gurfulling".

Gurfulling by dalycitybadgirl September 6, 2013