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A ghurf is when a woman is giving you a blowjob, whilst laying on her side, and farts very wetly
I was loving the hummer I was getting from that stripper, until she up and ghurfed on me
Ghurf by Richard Cravings October 25, 2005
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A beautiful, loving girl, yet she doesn't believe it. A girl who acts like a true sister. She may not be blood line relatives, but she will care for you no matter what, even when hated she will love you. She tends to fall for the wrong type, but in the end she will never give up on someone she loves. She's socially active but naughty at times. She gets very intimate with people and she will play around. She will trust you very easily and she will do anything to bring you happiness. She loves everyone and can have her depressed moments, but she will always overcome them for the right of others. She sacrifices her own to let someone else be happy, and she will always be there for you. She is a dork and a nerd, but everyone will love that quality about her. She is fairly beautiful but will never believe it. She is out going and active and enjoys the oddest things as well as being crazy. She is lovable and adorable and will always be your true friend. She always forgives and will care for anyone whether she knows them or not. Her smile is gorgeous but she wont believe it. She likes making friends and no matter how many times she gets hurt, she'll always forgive.
Person 1: Hey have you see what Ghufran's done for me?
Person 2: It would be no match for what she's done for me, i love her!
Ghufran by Jenny 1D October 6, 2012
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Ghurkin Fish 

A very ugly mutant toad fish often found around Port Phillip Bay and Westernport in Victoria.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.
1. friend say's "Ha ha you caught another Ghurkin Fish, do you need me to pass the gaff"

angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.

2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"
Ghurkin Fish by Vikodin3 August 6, 2012
From the verb "to gurf". The action of eating fast and gulping at the same time. Popular word amongst Twitch streamers and vtubers like the infamous CodeMiko.
I'm gurfing chat !
gurfing by ryhverse November 19, 2022

Gurfulling 

When gas is rotating out loud in your stomach, putting so much pressure on your bowel region that you feel like, if you don't get to a toilet immediately, you will soil your pants.
Girl - "what was that noise and why is your face all red?
Guy - "I'm tryin to squeeze my cheeks together cause my stomach be gurfulling".
Gurfulling by dalycitybadgirl September 6, 2013
"Damn, what smells bad?"
"Oh, I just ghorfed."
ghorf by Gstringpussylover October 22, 2013
dude, she is one hot gurfer!
gurfer by 123456qwerty123456 December 22, 2009
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