Definitions by Guurf

Guurf 

a big manly man that is very manly and also a man is a big man also did I mention they are big and manly and manly and have muscles that are big, big muscles on this man oh yeah big muscly manly muscle man mhm mum big man with big man muscles on a man, yup.
That is Guurf.

Person: wow, look at those big manly muscles on such a big manly man that is big and a man and has muscles and is big with the big muscles and is a big man!
Guurf: yes

Guurf by Guurf June 22, 2021

Flegh 

when you just

Person: Flegh
Other Person: Yeah

Flegh by Guurf June 22, 2021

a 

the fucking funniest thing ever. the most hilarious shit you have ever seen in your sad little shitty life. the true peak of human comedy and mankind as we know it. holy fucking shit.

Person: a
Everyone within a 20 mile radius: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

a by Guurf June 22, 2021

Dentloid 

A word that is used towards someone with a dent in their head, the location of which decides whether the word is a compliment or an insult.

If the dent is currently pointing south, then the recipient is an absolute fucking moron, however if the dent is facing any other direction then the recipient is very, very sexy.

Person 1: You're a Dentloid, mate.
Person 2: Is that good or bad?
Person 1: Show me your fucking dent.

Dentloid by Guurf June 22, 2021

Golden Fish 

A saying for when an opportunity could be disregarded by someone even though it was presented at the perfect moment.

Shaun: If a Golden Fish suddenly jumps up next to you, grab the Golden Fish!

Golden Fish by Guurf June 22, 2021