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1. Lacking passing grades in elementary english and spelling.
2. The art of mutilating every attempt at written english language.
The gusiness boy scolded the gusiness guinea pig getting great gusiness gumption.

guiness book of records 

The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"

Guinessed 

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.
"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"
Guinessed by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007

Go go Guiness 

A 50/50 mix of energy drink and Guinesss Stout.
Ryad can't get out of bed until he's had a Go go Guiness in the morning.
Go go Guiness by The Mads November 24, 2020

Alec Guiness 

Brilliant british actor, best remembered for playing the original Obi Wan in Star Wars
"hey look, isn't that Alec Guiness getting on the Millenium Falcon?"
Alec Guiness by Dingus Pete February 7, 2010