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Gurgaflex 

The act of destroying an object for no reason other than the enjoyment of destroying it/them.

(guy walks into room and sees lots of phonebooks ripped in half)

Guy: what...happened?

Dude: umm, sorry I gurgaflexed them
Gurgaflex by Dujac0 January 11, 2009
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gurgaflex 

The act of destroying an object for no reason other than the enjoyment of destroying said object/s.
(guy walks into room and sees lots of phonebooks ripped in half)

Guy: what...happened?

Dude: umm, sorry I gurgaflexed them

gurgaflex by Dujac0 January 10, 2009
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a major disaster (according to Provastian Jackson, Tavis - see below for context).
Found on BBC News UK www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11420737 in response to Emma Thompson's attack on 'sloppy language'.
QUOTE: I accidentally referred to the financial crisis as '...a right gungaflex' (major disaster) in a job interview about a year ago. The interviewer stared at me with a sort of bored, affronted blankness for several seconds before asking me to explain what I meant. I couldn't, so was asked to leave. It was a real shame as we'd been getting on like a house on fire before that. Conclusion: Keep slang out of da workplace an in de yard, fen de gwan ruff riderz.

Provastian Jackson, Tavis
gungaflex by urban_virgin October 21, 2010

gurgaflagiggle 

A laugh that's a mix between giggling and gurgling. It will sound like someone is choking and dying. Other correct usages are gurgaflagiggling and gurgaflagiggled.
Don't gurgaflagiggle...you are so annoying! Ugh.
gurgaflagiggle by Cari-Car February 6, 2012

gigaflex 

1. ๐˜ฅ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฃ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ง๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜น
2. ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด thus a gigaflex unto itself
3. "๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ง๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜น ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ด ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ"
gigaflex by asdfwasdf July 12, 2022

gigaflex 

1. ๐˜ฅ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฃ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ด ๐˜ด๐˜ถ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ง๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜น
2. ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ณ๐˜ถ๐˜ด๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฑ๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฌ๐˜ถ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ด thus a gigaflex unto itself
3. "๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ง๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ๐˜น ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฑ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฃ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ด๐˜ฐ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ธ๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ถ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ๐˜ด ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ"
4. the mods & admins of this forum try'n ta gigaflex oft too oft
gigaflex by asdfwasdf July 12, 2022
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