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The act of rushing to score before all players are in game. To cap a flag in capture the flag before all players are able to move due to connection times.
This can be done in online gaming instead of waiting for all participants to enter the game. Usually done by insecure players who feel a need to score before all opponents are there as this is the only way they might score. eg: That asshole just Gundo'd the flag ! WTF , Who gundo'd the flag?

the cheating prick...
Gundo by JDmon March 2, 2011
Related Words
Guondo • gundo • gondola • Gondor • Goondoggle • Guando • gundox • gondo • gondon • goondox

queen of gondor

Giving a handjob while being shit on
Man, I was so drunk, I gave my buddy Dusty a Queen of Gondor.
A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.

Similar to the "hippie", but often with worse personal hygiene, less coherence, and a more extreme disposition to aloofness.

A person who eats, sleeps, and generally lives for Phish & The Grateful Dead, often following them on tour around the United States.
"Phish just reunited, and all the Gondolis are preparing to crawl out from under their rocks and reappear in society"

"It took 6 hours to drive from NYC to Albany NY for the Phish show because the roads were filled with Gondolis"

"It really smells in this arena because of all the Gondolis that haven't showered in weeks"
Gondoli by KMW231978 February 11, 2010

Fudge Gondola 

When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going

There's no knowing where we're rowing

Or which way the river's flowing”
Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.
Fudge Gondola by Takearide90 July 8, 2019
Russian slang for condom, pronounced "gun-donn"
Used to refer to the aforementioned article as well as any asshole or motherfucker one might encounter.
Vanya, vot tebe poltinik - sbegaj za gondonami v magazin...
Vse menti - gondoni!
gondon by sunyata October 10, 2007

Castle Gondola 

The motherfuckin spot
Surely meet me at Castle Gondola tonight

Let’s go to Gondola and get fuckin zoomed
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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