Menti 

Menti is short for the Spanish word mentiroso (liar). This term is given to any person who lies on the daily. These type of people are considered habitual liars and are so blind to realize that they are lying.

Me: Dang Paul, I heard a rumor from Isaac that you're gay, is that true??

Paul: What the fuck?? Fuck no! You're fucking stupid if you believe Isaac, lies like that are the reason why everybody calls Isaac menti. Every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie. He's the reason why we came up with the word menti, he earned it!

Menti by CallMePendi October 28, 2017

Menti 

One who fails to wash hands after utilizing the restroom facilities whilst also being an idiot.

Man, that guys sure is a Menti, he has no clue what the hell he is doing in life.

Menti by HeyGuyImSuper February 13, 2020

Menti B 

Short for Mental Breakdown, usually involves a 72 hour hold at the Psych Ward.

Dude: Was he part of the show?
Bro: No that was Joe Hollywood, he was having Menti B.

Menti B by Dar2993 January 31, 2022

Menti-B 

An alternative spelling of "Menty B," a lighthearted shorthand for "mental breakdown," used to discuss mental health struggles in a more approachable and informal way.

I've been having a Menti-B all week. This adulting stuff is no joke!

Menti-B by nexzed September 8, 2024

Vous avez menti ans sur mon nom, je vous fait. Je suis en amour avec l'homme que vous repesented pas qui vous a agi comme 

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

Je voulais goûter vos larmes, se sentent, vos bras, et d'entendre votre journée evey voix de ma vie. Seulement pour découvrir que vous étiez un pur produit d'une entreprise fictive de votre propre âne.

To John doe: Vous avez menti ans sur mon nom, je vous fait. Je suis en amour avec l'homme que vous repesented pas qui vous a agi comme

Vous avez menti ans sur mon nom, je vous fait. Je suis en amour avec l'homme que vous repesented pas qui vous a agi comme by passiond'uneâmedemonamant November 15, 2009

Meeting Tourettes 

When attending a meeting so bad, dire or tiresome that an inner urge to issue profanities spills over into your exchange with colleagues or meeting obsessed morons.

Chair : and now shall we proceed on to any other business?
You : what the **** have we been ******* for the last two hours, I am wasting my ******* life here
Chair : you have Meeting Tourettes, please **** off

Meeting Tourettes by Teraknor January 27, 2014

Death by 1000 meetings 

As the modern form of an ancient torture, death by 1000 meetings is defined as the annihilation of a project, action or ultimately a person due to time wasted in having to attend a seemingly infinite amount of non-productive meetings.

This is in direct correlation to the mathematical theory which states WORK = 1 / MEETINGS, as the amount of meetings increases, the amount of tangible work gets divided to oblivion.

Bob: What happened to the billion dollar R&D project that Joe was working on?
Mary: Death by 1000 meetings

Rick: Hey I thought you were working on that perpetual motion machine, why hasn't anything progressed in the last 3 years?
Jason: Death by 1000 meetings

Mark: Did you hear about the case of fiscal insolvency of a city over in California?
Ann: Sure did, yet another case of death by 1000 meetings!

Death by 1000 meetings by Max86 February 10, 2014