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Gunt Punch 

Website that had glorious goals to entertain the masses but due to the fact that their main writer is an alcoholic dope head, it has found its temporary home as a blog.

It is filled with stories of debauchery of scale proportions that may make you laugh and/or puke but more than likely just make you wish you'd never came across it.
I feel like reading stories about fat girls with bloody tampons, I know, I'll go to Gunt Punch.
Gunt Punch by PigFace January 1, 2009

Bruce Lee Gunt Punch 

Where a guy wraps his cock with a woman's gunt and proceeds to saw back and forth like he's punching with his cock while randomly shouting "hai yah!" and saying formulaic Kung Fu movie lines like "You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple." These lines are said while he is moving his mouth in a disjointed pattern from the words being said.

Right when he's shooting his load, he has to let out one last "hai Yaah!" then he reaches over and pulls out a fist full of her chest/nipple/pussy/wort/upper lip hair and blow it in her face like Bruce Lee did to Chuck Norris in the movie "Way of the Dragon"
Last night was my turn to be wing man, so I had to Bruce Lee Gunt Punch Agnes the troll while Bill was scoring with Kelly the hottie

guttpunch 

A bully threat.A punch to the gut unless the demands of a bully are met.
Get outta my seat or I'll guttpunch you!
guttpunch by Anti-gutt December 21, 2010

Gunpunch 

When you punch someone in the face with the tip of your gun and shoot them in the face as you punch them.
This dude pissed me off, so I gunpunched him and killed him in front of his family.
Gunpunch by dudeman86 October 30, 2010

The Arizona GutPunch

A sexual act that is performed when one partner crushes a jalapeno in their closed fist, and then inserts that fist into the anus of the other partner while exclaiming, "AT LEAST IT'S A DRY HEAT!"
I gave Barry The Arizona GutPunch a couple of days ago and he says his ass is still burning!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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