MAXDOZER's definitions

The Arizona GutPunch

A sexual act that is performed when one partner crushes a jalapeno in their closed fist, and then inserts that fist into the anus of the other partner while exclaiming, "AT LEAST IT'S A DRY HEAT!"

I gave Barry The Arizona GutPunch a couple of days ago and he says his ass is still burning!

by MAXDOZER July 24, 2023

Arizona Cactus Pile

Being covered in sunburned, leathery, sweaty pricks.

My dad was at an Arizona Cactus Pile last night, and he swore your mom was at the bottom.

by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023

Brown-eye Meeting

The act of partners spreading one's butt cheeks and rubbing their buttholes together.

Me and the wife are having our yearly Brown-eye Meeting for our anniversary.

by MAXDOZER August 22, 2023

Turreting

Turreting originated from sounding, and can be performed by either sex, The act of inserting a large straw into or over your genitals and using it as a turret for your ejaculate.

Man! Me and Betty were turreting last night and I shot like six feet!

by MAXDOZER July 23, 2023

Hamburger Style Blowjob

The act of sandwiching the penis between the testicles and performing a blowjob. After completion, the 'hamburger' is wrapped in the nearest piece of clothing by the giver as they shout, "ORDER UP!"

That girl last night was wild! I will never forget that hamburger style blowjob!

by MAXDOZER November 8, 2024