Gymsexual

A person typically a man in their twenties or thirties who is so in love with themselves that they would prefer to have sex with gym mirrors.

Chad is such a gymsexual

by Bigboi246 October 22, 2019

Gymsexual

adjective
adjective: Gymsexual
sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to gym equipment such as dumbbells or rowing machines

high correlation between Gymsexual individuals, whey enthusiasts and creatine addicts

"My ex girlfriend Bethany broke up with me, now I feel truly transcended to a new plane of Gymsexuality"

by Fitness coach February 17, 2023

gyrosexual

someone who gets horny for green things

Person 1, you're a gyrosexual creepo

by HORNYGREENMAN January 17, 2017

Gyrosexual

A person with a strong sexual attraction to people, things, or animals of the colour green

Matthew you can't shove a green marker up your asshole! YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL

by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017

Gyrosexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to the colour green.

Gyrosexual Jason: *moan* oh ya. I wanna fuck this cucumber all night long. *slurp*
Fucking Billy: Holy shit guys. That girl with the green hair is so hot. (the green haired girl looks like this: bitly2kcAAO2)

by GyrosexualDegenerate January 21, 2017

Gyrosexual

A gyrosexual is a person who is sexually aroused by the colour green and

MATTHEW!! Stop trying to have hardcore anal with cacti they aren't interested... (sigh) you dumb gyrosexual.

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 22, 2017

Gyrosexual

People (mostly named Matthew) who are easily sexually aroused by anything of the colour green

MATTHEW!!! It's not okay to shove whole avocados up your dick hole... you stupid gyrosexual

by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 27, 2017