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adjective: Gymsexual
sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to gym equipment such as dumbbells or rowing machines

high correlation between Gymsexual individuals, whey enthusiasts and creatine addicts
"My ex girlfriend Bethany broke up with me, now I feel truly transcended to a new plane of Gymsexuality"
Gymsexual by Fitness coach February 17, 2023

gyrosexual 

someone who gets horny for green things
Person 1, you're a gyrosexual creepo
gyrosexual by HORNYGREENMAN January 17, 2017

Gyrosexual 

A person with a strong sexual attraction to people, things, or animals of the colour green
Matthew you can't shove a green marker up your asshole! YOU STUPID GYROSEXUAL
Gyrosexual by Hungryfogreendaddys January 19, 2017

Gyrosexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to the colour green.
Gyrosexual Jason: *moan* oh ya. I wanna fuck this cucumber all night long. *slurp*
Fucking Billy: Holy shit guys. That girl with the green hair is so hot. (the green haired girl looks like this: bitly2kcAAO2)
Gyrosexual by GyrosexualDegenerate January 21, 2017

Gyrosexual 

A gyrosexual is a person who is sexually aroused by the colour green and
MATTHEW!! Stop trying to have hardcore anal with cacti they aren't interested... (sigh) you dumb gyrosexual.
Gyrosexual by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 22, 2017

Gyrosexual 

People (mostly named Matthew) who are easily sexually aroused by anything of the colour green
MATTHEW!!! It's not okay to shove whole avocados up your dick hole... you stupid gyrosexual
Gyrosexual by Greenfeelsgoodinmyass January 27, 2017
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