Gunland 

Another word for America

In gunland, everyone owns a gun. Why does everyone own a gun in gunland, you ask? It's hard to say actually. Some say it's to defend liberty and the bill of rights. Others say it's for hunting. Still others say it's for inner city gangs. And still others say it's for school shootings. Who knows why people do what they do in the mysterious land of gunland.

Gunland by Eushshtb January 21, 2023

gunnandahalf 

A term to associate the worst pulls of all time: Frederico Gunyes was a noobie wizard whose pulling techniques often wiped out entire armies.

Sif that was a good pull, it was a real gunnandahalf!

gunnandahalf by Woop January 6, 2004

Gunhand

In the old West, nobody ever said "gunslinger."

Hollywood came up with that term in the 1930s. The most common word actually used back then was "gunhand." "Shootist," "pistolier," and occasionally "pistolero" were also used, but less common.

The word "gunslinger" is bullshit, just like so many other things that come from Hollywood.

Friend: "Dude, what's this old black and white cowboy picture?"

Me: "That's my Great-Grandfather when he and his older brothers had to ride with a posse going after a serial rapist in southwest Arizona in 1916."

Friend: "Your gramps was a gunslinger? Cool! He must have shot all kinds of fools!"

Me: "Nobody said gunslinger back then, fuckstick, they were called gunhands. And no, Great-Grandpa wasn't a gunhand just because he knew how to shoot. He wasn't a bounty hunter or anything like that. They went to apprehend the fucker, not just kill him outright. They caught him and brought him back. He stood trial, was convicted, and they hanged his ass."

Gunhand by yt45 February 26, 2013

Guyland

A mental state or place (imaginary or real) where guys go when something bad is happening or if one does not want to deal with something or someone.

-I can't stand him!
-Same here, he's a real pain, right?
-Yeah, but what can we do to get rid of him?
-Don't worry bro, if we just go to a guyland he won't be able to bother us there.

Guyland by sportsdude88 June 1, 2010

Lawn Guyland  

The way in which everyone not from Long Island insists Long Islanders pronounce "Long Island", regardless of how they actually pronounce it.

"Where are you from?"

"Long Island."

"BAHAHAHAHA, you just said Lawn Guyland ! And I'm not just saying so because I heard somewhere that people from Long Island do that."

Lawn Guyland by sundryreasons January 28, 2009

Lawn Guyland 

The way people from Long Island, New York say the name of their hometown.

"Did you see her huge teased hair? She must be from Lawn Guyland."

Lawn Guyland by wendystarr January 6, 2005

The Guyland 

Long Island. A place where people talk about their televisions, their cars, and their lawn.

He lives on the guyland.

The Guyland by 212person May 27, 2011