Guyland

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A mental state or place (imaginary or real) where guys go when something bad is happening or if one does not want to deal with something or someone.

-I can't stand him!
-Same here, he's a real pain, right?
-Yeah, but what can we do to get rid of him?
-Don't worry bro, if we just go to a guyland he won't be able to bother us there.

Guyland by sportsdude88 June 1, 2010

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Guyland

Career aimlessness and beer and porn culture

1. a trend of “guy” culture that is marked by the inability to have healthy relationships with women, murky career goals, and the desire not to grow up.

2. young men that are trapped between adolescence and adulthood (Guyland).

Guyland by Mentch October 18, 2008

Related Words

Guyland • Lawn Guyland • The Guyland • Gayland • Gaylandia • goylander • guilandie • Gulandaz • Gulando • guyandlucasphobia

Lawn Guyland

The way in which everyone not from Long Island insists Long Islanders pronounce "Long Island", regardless of how they actually pronounce it.

"Where are you from?"

"Long Island."

"BAHAHAHAHA, you just said Lawn Guyland ! And I'm not just saying so because I heard somewhere that people from Long Island do that."

Lawn Guyland by sundryreasons January 28, 2009

Lawn Guyland

The way people from Long Island, New York say the name of their hometown.

"Did you see her huge teased hair? She must be from Lawn Guyland."

Lawn Guyland by wendystarr January 6, 2005

The Guyland

Long Island. A place where people talk about their televisions, their cars, and their lawn.

He lives on the guyland.

The Guyland by 212person May 27, 2011

Lawn Guyland

The greatest place in the fuckin' earth!

Floral Park/Huntginton in da house!

Lawn Guyland by LongIs February 23, 2005

Lawn Guyland

A place that New Jerseyans are very fond of making fun of, even though the stereotypes and behavior of people from this locale and North Jersey are almost indistinguishable.

See also Staten Island (which at least gave the world the Wu-Tang Clan thereby somewhat justifying the continuing existence of the place).

guy from North Jersey: look at that douchebag! he's got to be from Lawn Guyland!
guy from South Jersey: dude, he isn't acting any differently than you and your friends! does that mean that you're also a douchebag?!?
guy from North Jersey: shut the fuck up, man!

Lawn Guyland by Akshen September 7, 2009

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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