Guyland

A mental state or place (imaginary or real) where guys go when something bad is happening or if one does not want to deal with something or someone.

-I can't stand him!
-Same here, he's a real pain, right?
-Yeah, but what can we do to get rid of him?
-Don't worry bro, if we just go to a guyland he won't be able to bother us there.

Guyland by sportsdude88 June 1, 2010

Guyland

Career aimlessness and beer and porn culture

1. a trend of “guy” culture that is marked by the inability to have healthy relationships with women, murky career goals, and the desire not to grow up.

2. young men that are trapped between adolescence and adulthood (Guyland).

Guyland by Mentch October 18, 2008

Lawn Guyland  

The way in which everyone not from Long Island insists Long Islanders pronounce "Long Island", regardless of how they actually pronounce it.

"Where are you from?"

"Long Island."

"BAHAHAHAHA, you just said Lawn Guyland ! And I'm not just saying so because I heard somewhere that people from Long Island do that."

Lawn Guyland by sundryreasons January 28, 2009

Lawn Guyland 

The way people from Long Island, New York say the name of their hometown.

"Did you see her huge teased hair? She must be from Lawn Guyland."

Lawn Guyland by wendystarr January 6, 2005

The Guyland 

Long Island. A place where people talk about their televisions, their cars, and their lawn.

He lives on the guyland.

The Guyland by 212person May 27, 2011

Lawn Guyland 

The greatest place in the fuckin' earth!

Floral Park/Huntginton in da house!

Lawn Guyland by LongIs February 23, 2005

Lawn Guyland 

A place that New Jerseyans are very fond of making fun of, even though the stereotypes and behavior of people from this locale and North Jersey are almost indistinguishable.

See also Staten Island (which at least gave the world the Wu-Tang Clan thereby somewhat justifying the continuing existence of the place).

guy from North Jersey: look at that douchebag! he's got to be from Lawn Guyland!
guy from South Jersey: dude, he isn't acting any differently than you and your friends! does that mean that you're also a douchebag?!?
guy from North Jersey: shut the fuck up, man!

Lawn Guyland by Akshen September 7, 2009