Gullfriend

A gull you become romantically involved with.

Lynette: I’m longing to introduce you to my gullfriend. Do you mind?
Ottilie: Not at all. In fact, today suits me.
Lynette: Fabulous. Oh! Punctual as ever—is she! That’s her “I’m-approaching-the-balcony” call.

by Love-fi December 11, 2025