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The most gorgeous,most fun and smartest girl you will ever meet. The type of girl you want to marry, show off, and spend every moment of your life with. Guisela's are always cute; in the way they act and in the way they look. She is unbelievably amazing in everything she does. Her eyes make you want to stare at them all day. Her skin is soft and smooth. She never realizes how beautiful she is no matter how many times you tell her. Her smartness is beyond intelligent, you can practically feel her smarts rubbing off on you! She makes you mad but you cant help but be happy and smile when you see her. She is perfect.
Guisela is a beautiful woman.
guisela by gstefania November 22, 2021
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The most gorgeous,most fun and smartest girl you will ever meet. The type of girl you want to marry, show off, and spend every moment of your life with. Gisela's are always cute; in the way they act and in the way they look. She is unbelievably amazing in everything she does. Her eyes make you want to stare at them all day. Her skin is soft and smooth. She never realizes how beautiful she is no matter how many times you tell her. Her smartness is beyond intelligent, you can practically feel her smarts rubbing off on you! She makes you mad but you cant help but be happy and smile when you see her. She is perfect.
Hey is your girlfriend cute, amazing, and funny?

Of course she is! she's a Gisela!!!
Gisela by Bullnene February 3, 2020

Guiseley 

A small town located in Leeds which is run by one badman and his galdem and/or mandem. There is a high number of suped up cars and frequent meeting occur within the McDonald's car park. Also inhabitited by many people of the female gender aka Bare gash. Barely any amounts of life.

Abbreviation: G-Town
Yes my man i live in G-Town nd ting innit.

Person 1: Whats going down tonight?
Badman: Just chilling in G-Town with my galdem!
Person 1: Sounds shit...
Badman: Rasclaat!

Wow, everything happens in Guiseley, i wished i lived there!
Guiseley by F to the dizzle July 17, 2009
Gisela is the most unique spirit. Fun loving and enthusiast, normally a sagittarius. Will do anything for you. Will kill for you. She amazing. If you come across a Gisela. Consider yourself one lucky person. There is no one like a Gisela
I have the best gisela in the world.
Gisela by Setxwitch November 4, 2019

Guisella 

The most beautiful girl in the world. She's too beautiful to be real, too funny to be real, to nice to be real, too real to be real.
She is a true friend inside and out and will knock out anyone who hurts those close to her.
She is any boys dream girlfriend. She will even make you a sandwich and play Call of Duty with you.
She is incredibly sexy and the best kisser in the world!
She is one of the funniest people you will ever meet. You are too lucky if you know a Guisella.
If you ever cross paths with her, cherish the time you have with her, she has a rare personality and heart. She is strong and unique.
"Hey, I met this girl today, her names Guisella."
"Dude can i have her number?"
Guisella by TheOneILove March 28, 2013

Guiseley High School

Close by to Morrison's. Apparently one of the best schools in Leeds...results wise. Looks like it needs a good knocking down and rebuilding. Full of slags and chavs. Designated smoking area behind the languages block. Teachers are all pathetic wankers or perverts.

Also known for being better than Benton. By miles.

Guiseley High School

Full of chavs and slags. If you don’t conform to the uniform, you get shot. All the teachers are perverts or dickheads. Smoking area on the Morrison’s steps.
Mr Jones was looking at Katy’s arse yesterday at Guiseley High School.
Guiseley High School by vagshdf5qy32 September 13, 2019
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