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(noun)

1. In reference to fucking or going to pound-town with another individual. Specifically, with sexual occurrences where a "splack"-like sound resonates due to any or all of the following:
- testicles smacking the vulva due to positioning of the well-known "doggy-style" sex method
- "makin' it clap" with the addition of extra bodily fluids to really create a thick "splack" sound (with some bASS)

(adj.)

1. A descriptive word that can replace "fuck", when used to describe something intense, except with a higher magnitude of the "dayuuum" factor
"Shit man, I was splackin' that ho all night. She got it goood."

"That chronic was so dope, my mind was splacked, thizzle-style..... heh heh"
by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

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(noun)
Term to describe the new generation of artists who possess skills of a true emcee- a conscious hip hop lyricist with an original delivery of songs with a message.
(Predecessors/Influences: Tupac Shakur, Nasir Jones, Lupe Fiasco, etc.)
1. "Dem black hippies got SICK beats!! And songs not just about pu**y/ni**az... SHEESH!! Am I right guys?!"
2. Artists include: Ab-Soul, Big KRIT, Kendrick Lamar, etc
3. The exact OPPOSITE of sell-out, brain-dead, plagiarizing 'artists' (e.g. Drake, Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, 2 Chainz, etc.)
by jedi_freshie March 06, 2015

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(adjective)
1. In reference to "Snarf" (fictional character and/or term of endearment), it is a term to describe an event where one has the time of their lives.
2. Term to describe something incredible, life-changing, exciting, etc.
"The summer of 2014 was a snarftastic summer, filled with surfing, shooting, camping, and just loving life! Snarf snarf!"

(synonyms: awesome, amazing, epic, fantastic, dope, sick, rad, exciting, fun-filled, activity-action-packed)
by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

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(noun)
1. In reference to the fictional character "Snarf" from the animated TV series "ThunderCats"
2. May be used as a term of endearment/affection due to the character's strong sense of loyalty and unconditional love.

(Another form includes "snarfy", which can be used as a noun or adjective, not only to reference Snarf, but also one's object of affection.)
"She's become my snarf- as if I were her Lion-O..!"
"Wanna have snarfy time tonight??"
by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

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(noun)
1. Term to describe or label a person (or pet) who tends to snore while sleeping.
2. Can be used as a term of affection.
"My snorky keeps me up at night from his snoring!"
"Kona, our lil' boston terrier, is such a snorky with her squishy face, it's adorable!"
by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

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(noun)
1. Term to describe your basic slut; with a doorknob, everyone typically gets a turn.
"What a doorknob- she went through the entire football team like a full nfl season in one weekend!!"
by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

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/gī-z/
noun

1. term to replace the commonly used word "guys" when used in any of the following situations:
- seeking agreement and/or acknowledgement after making a (bold) statement
- attempting to overcome own status of being ostracized/rejected/the third wheel
1. "WAIT FOR ME GUISE!!"
2. Pfft! Talk about latent insecurities and daddy issues..! Am I right? ...guise?!"
3. "That's what she said! Right guise??!!" (crickets)
by jedi_freshie May 01, 2015

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