Guiru

Gyi-ru

From GUI, Acronym of Graphical User Interface, meaning someone of great skill in design and the application of design to technology.

This guy was a total Guiru!

by cybayob February 7, 2004

gurufu

A person who pretends to be a guru of kung fu, but in actuality is only a guru of dicknose. Seen along the East Coast, often out in the wild diddling unexpecting victims of their FAAB and other personal belongings. Easily identified by their rare giant dicknose and inflated ego. Seldom seen at the job site, gurufu are invasive species and migrate frequently. Diet consists mainly of vegetables, but has recently started eating meats.

That gurufu fleeced me something good. That's the biggest nose I ever seen!

by TripleCrown DS September 25, 2023

gurufu

Turd sandwich

That gurufu sandwich was not good, but it had a big nose!

by TripleCrown DS September 30, 2023

Mma guru

Fat jew who has committed various war crimes and was recently diagnosed with diabetes and leprosy

Mma guru is a dwarf

by Nate_diaz is _shit December 5, 2020

Guirlene

A cute female who seems to be unattainable. She's mysterious, funny, smart, kind, and the best friend a guy could have. She takes care of the people she loves and is open for discussion on anything brought to her attention. she's independent, goofy, can fix just about anything, very technical, can do basic car maintenance yet be a girly girl and literally makes the world more beautiful everywhere she goes with her bubbly personality. She can be shy with new people, even anti-social until she's comfortable and although people think she can be stuck up because of her quietness. A person that is often misunderstood. She actually is ALL HEART, you just have to get to know her first. She'll actually talk to you about your problems if no one else will. She actually cares about your feelings and fears. Wifey material.

Guirlene is so different from the others, she puts a smile on my face for no reason.

by urbanzzzzz1 December 13, 2012

gurutard

A person in the internet marketing industry, who offers paid courses to teach people how to make money online, but in reality he/she has no clue what they're talking about.

This guy has 0 clue what he's talking about, but he claims to be making millions thanks to internet marketing and then he offers you his paid course for few hundred bucks a month ... he is a complete gurutard.

Don't you ever buy online money making courses from gurutards like Tai Lopez , only the seller is the one who will profit from this!

Always do your own due diligence before investing in an online money making course! There are lots of gurutards who will only steal your money and all you'll learn is nothing.

by bhwneon January 6, 2019

The MMA Guru

A rather rotund, ginger Jewish wheelchair bound dwarf who comments on mma. He trains ufc and identifies as an aardvark. The bastard son of an illicit affair between chael sonnen and Wanderlei silva. He doesn’t know the date and doesn’t wannanow. It’s rumoured he hurt his hands and also his ass.

The mma guru is a man of red complexion

by Ufc.420.ninja July 25, 2022