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A mexican who dresses like a guido or jersey shore guy. Usually has two or more of the following such as stupid ass haircut, both ears pierced, tight shirts with collars and the sleeves barely even cover the shoulder area, tight girl pants, thinking they are "bad ass" or "get all the girls" type of mind set, always use the word "swag" Always has a pair of sunglasses that look terrible and overly gelled hair.
Marcus:Hey did you see those mexicans?

Joe: Yeah fucking guimos. Need to go back to their snake skin boots with extra long points, big ass belt buckles, and taco hats.

Marcus: Yeah they need to get it straight! There not Italian! why do they need to steal styles, it doesnt get girls.
Guimos by BEA5T December 17, 2011

Guidosis 

A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.
One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!

Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
Guidosis by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
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The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Verb: The act of having incredible sex.
Man that guys got Guimon
Guimon by The Guimon December 14, 2008

colette guimond

Female bodybuilder recently turned actress. Her first film is "Goddess of Revenge" directed by David Lussier
colette guimond by Mark November 1, 2003
although the above definition is superb, there are some things that have been left out. guidos love glow sticks, techno, and hair gel. they are huge pussies.
guidos dance around nightclubs with their glowsticks
guidos by i hate italians June 1, 2005
A delicious beverage concoted of G and a tastey mixer.
During the peak of a tumble, Fran and Paul decided it was time for a gimosa at 2 p.m. on a Sunday.
Gimosa by Taylor Dayne December 21, 2008

Guidosterone 

A potent, mutated form of testosterone found typically in New Jersey males which results in mutations such as silly spiked hair, orange skin, and lips puckering. Sufferers of guidosterone also tend to abuse anabolic steroids and wear clothes too small for them.
Whoa, look at that Guido over there with the bottle of grey goose, he's all hopped up on guidosterone. What a douche.
Guidosterone by Jmanus June 5, 2010
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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