Proper noun. A guttural dialect spoken largely in Italian-American neighborhoods or at the Jersey Shore by Italian-Americans, largely a combination of stock phrases like fuhgeddaboudit and malpronounced Italian words (i.e. gabbagool for "capocollo") that are passed off as being true Italian. A subset of English that makes real Italians cringe.
(A sample sentence of Guidonics below)
Vinnie: "Ey yo, youse wanna come over for dinner? My mom's making macaronis wit gravy."
Vinnie: "Ey yo, youse wanna come over for dinner? My mom's making macaronis wit gravy."
by The Gob o' Ghouls January 11, 2013
Get the Guidonics mug.A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.
One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
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wears too much cologne; drips hair gel, wears New York Giants/Jets/Yankees clothing; abuses steroids, rocks a large chain; ends every sentence with "bro;" asks for Jagerbombs incessantly; preys on drunk women.
wears too much cologne; drips hair gel, wears New York Giants/Jets/Yankees clothing; abuses steroids, rocks a large chain; ends every sentence with "bro;" asks for Jagerbombs incessantly; preys on drunk women.
"Did you see that guy with the Yankees jersey try to hook up with that wasted girl? That's guidonculous."
"That guy in the Members Only jacket is wearing a guidonculous amount of Brut cologne."
"That guy in the Members Only jacket is wearing a guidonculous amount of Brut cologne."
by J.Yeager January 10, 2009
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Guidoism-
Guido: Yo bitch my name is Dan "The Man" get it right.
Normal Person: HAHA your a fag.
Guido: Yo! Hop off, not my fault i get more pussy than you. *Kisses his own muscles* haha im so amazing.
Normal Person: *Shoots self in the face*
Guido: Yo bitch my name is Dan "The Man" get it right.
Normal Person: HAHA your a fag.
Guido: Yo! Hop off, not my fault i get more pussy than you. *Kisses his own muscles* haha im so amazing.
Normal Person: *Shoots self in the face*
by anti-guido March 18, 2009
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by dbbshr June 24, 2010
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