Guessume

Guessume (or guessumption) is a combination of guessing and assuming.

I guessume you bought us dinner?

Guessume by KC Rappa November 4, 2016

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guessometer

The range indicator on the instrument cluster of an electric car, particularly Nissan Leaf. It is called a guessometer due to its inability to provide a reliable number for the remaining range of the electric car.

The guessometer dropped to 40 miles just after 10 miles driving.

guessometer by MiKeEchoSierra February 17, 2019

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guessumption

for use when relaying information that is part Guess part Assumption.

Well mike, I would have to make a guessumption, it will take approximatly 5 hours to complete that job

guessumption by Nathan Snow November 14, 2006

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guessumption

Assuming and guessing something at the same time.

When he tried to solve the math problem he made a guessumption.

guessumption by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg November 3, 2021

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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