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Hoodie is the chief guesser.
Guesser by abslguesser June 2, 2022

Born Guesser 

A student that doesn't do their homework but argues about his score; often by citing random anecdotes.
That guys a Born Guesser. He found some random website to argue he knows more than the teacher.
Born Guesser by EconFreak May 5, 2016

Professional guesser 

A person who guesses correctly
Ahhh u should just be a professional guesser

Guesseneuh 

Someone that is always confused with what's going on.
Pronounced as guess een nee uh
"Hey Guesseneuh!', said Bob
"What?" replied John

bitch u guessed it

A cocky way of saying "you were right".
Bitch u guessed it.

guessedge 

all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'

guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere

when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities

all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
guessedge by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009