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gassperated 

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"
gassperated by dw8177 July 30, 2017

Guesterbate 

The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
Guesterbate by Chuck Briarton February 4, 2010

guessperation

A state that results from a lack of knowledge and time during a multiple-choice test or quiz in which you are forced to guess at random to avoid leaving answers blank.
As time began to run out on a test that Jared had not studied for he found himself in a state of guessperation.
guessperation by tbegota April 23, 2010

gasperated 

The feeling of being in disbelief, slightly amazed and disgusted all at once.

When one is feeling gasperated no one feeling is stronger then the other, it is a balanced mix that really makes you not sure how you feel.
I was so gasperated at the fact she was eating raw chicken meat, that I couldn’t remember what she said her name was.

We were all gasperated that her poo looked like a crippled swan.

I was completely gasperated at the fact someone’s breath could actually smell like that.
gasperated by Nick S (Dredneck) February 21, 2007