There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.
And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"
The act of masturbating while staying as a guest in someone else's home. Particularly entertaining if it is in the home of someone you do not like.
Harper: "Hey Chuck, I'm going home tomorrow, so you can have the room to yourself."
Chuck: "Thanks man, but I don't need it."
Harper: "You sure? I've been around all week."
Chuck: "I'm good bro, I guesterbated in JJ's room last night while he was asleep."
Harper: "Awww man that's dirty, wish I woulda thought to do that."
A state that results from a lack of knowledge and time during a multiple-choice test or quiz in which you are forced to guess at random to avoid leaving answers blank.
As time began to run out on a test that Jared had not studied for he found himself in a state of guessperation.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.