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Hoodie is the chief guesser.
Guesser by abslguesser June 2, 2022

Born Guesser 

A student that doesn't do their homework but argues about his score; often by citing random anecdotes.
That guys a Born Guesser. He found some random website to argue he knows more than the teacher.
Born Guesser by EconFreak May 5, 2016

Professional guesser 

A person who guesses correctly
Ahhh u should just be a professional guesser

Guesseneuh 

Someone that is always confused with what's going on.
Pronounced as guess een nee uh
"Hey Guesseneuh!', said Bob
"What?" replied John

bitch u guessed it

A cocky way of saying "you were right".
Bitch u guessed it.

guessedge 

all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'

guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere

when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities

all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
guessedge by Peter Greenwall February 4, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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