by Taydotaydo4 October 20, 2019

by Red Hood & The Outlaws April 24, 2012

Mexican Dude: I swear man my hoodie is so perfect.
Guatemalan Dude: Yea man my hoodie is also very comfy, it's just that it gets a little scared sometimes around new women.
Guatemalan Dude: Yea man my hoodie is also very comfy, it's just that it gets a little scared sometimes around new women.
by yong_coochiekilla December 02, 2019

Anything that you want it to be so that your friends get mad when you talk about it, or to use it in code in front of parents etc.
Example 1:
Charlie Sheen: Hey have you seen my bag of hoodie? I really need it!!
Jay Leno: No Charlie I haven't. You should lay off of the hoodie for a little while.
Example 2:
Brody Jenner: DAMN! Spencer did you see that girl?? Man I wanna hoodie so bad!
Spencer Prat: No im married.. but HELL YEAH! I would hoodie that all day every day!
Charlie Sheen: Hey have you seen my bag of hoodie? I really need it!!
Jay Leno: No Charlie I haven't. You should lay off of the hoodie for a little while.
Example 2:
Brody Jenner: DAMN! Spencer did you see that girl?? Man I wanna hoodie so bad!
Spencer Prat: No im married.. but HELL YEAH! I would hoodie that all day every day!
by CaliBoySwag June 22, 2011

The greatest piece of clothing ever created, and somthing your significant other always wants to barrow
Jenny: can a barrow your hoodie it's freezing
Ben: w-what....um sure..
- That night Ben froze, and Jenny never gave back his hoodie -
Ben: w-what....um sure..
- That night Ben froze, and Jenny never gave back his hoodie -
by DinosaurArtist January 15, 2019

An uncircumcised penise.
by Flowgod🙈 March 07, 2019
