gasperated 

The feeling of being in disbelief, slightly amazed and disgusted all at once.

When one is feeling gasperated no one feeling is stronger then the other, it is a balanced mix that really makes you not sure how you feel.

I was so gasperated at the fact she was eating raw chicken meat, that I couldn’t remember what she said her name was.

We were all gasperated that her poo looked like a crippled swan.

I was completely gasperated at the fact someone’s breath could actually smell like that.

gasperated by Nick S (Dredneck) February 21, 2007

gassperated 

There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.

And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.

"How did you like Suzy's continental breakfast yesterday ?"
"Dude, I'm still gassperated from it !"

gassperated by dw8177 July 30, 2017

Gasperation

The feeling a tea enthusiast gets when he or she needs a cup of tea but there's only cheap supermarket dust in the cupboard. You drink it anyway.

Despite not having his favourite tea at the office, John went for a vending machine tea out of pure gasperation.

Gasperation by _TeaClub_ June 19, 2016

Gaspedited

Gaspedited to send payment faster.

The act of sending ethereum or cryptocurrency Faster by using gas or fees to enhance the sending ability by enabling faster payments. Gas and expedited combined is Gaspedited.

Gaspedited by SatoshiUNO November 8, 2020