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gubberment 

Southern slang word for Government
Damn Gubberment revenuers
gubberment by hillsurfer March 29, 2007
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Gubberment 

You think it might be southern slang, but when you do shit online it goes everywhere fast.

Really it's a colloquialism to refer to the government as participating in corporate regulatory capture, or that they are out to get you, or Big Brother Is Watching You (actually now you're watching Big Brother). It's a form of anti-elitism, or anti-authoritarianism, and will soon be classed as Hate Speech everywhere that there is one.

And that's when we move to DAOs, but then we'll just need another piece of slang, like DDAO referring to "dduh" the stutter form of "duh", made to be a parody of "duh" referring to how it's ironic that saying "duh" is pretty much like saying "dduh", and yet that wasn't obvious to you, and that we don't say things because they aren't obvious, because you wouldn't fucking get it if we didn't.

But The Gubberment is usually just how you pronounce it when you're characterising someone as being a wuss-bag and can't deal with their own rulers and simply doesn't know how not to get caught, and can't speak any other languages so they have no chance of moving to another country, as by saying it they clearly can't speak their own language.
The Gubberment is coming, quick, hide your cough drops.

"It's time to Escape The Matrix", "bullshit you're controlled opposition by the gubberment".

Big Pharma, Big Tech, Big Oil, why is everything big, are these just corporate wings of the gubberment.
Gubberment by WorldEndingThoughts January 15, 2023

gooberment 

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.
gooberment by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

Gubbermint 

Farmer: Mah crops ain't workin no mo anymo! Stoopid gubbermint!
Gubbermint by Ajbdtc826 July 7, 2010

Gubernment 

Only used in context when bitching about any government entity.
Any monies extracted from the citizenship by any Gubernment is a tax, no matter what the Gubernment calls it, or what spin they put on it.
Gubernment by AlmostFree March 12, 2008

Globerment 

A felling of self pleasure or bliss.
I am very globerment today because I passed the test.
Globerment by Sam Jumpy December 16, 2008

da guberment

A humorous misspelling of 'the government' as if stated by a toddler.
i werk fer da guberment
da guberment by AJ Deadshow November 28, 2021
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