Gubbermint 

Stupid, slack-jawed government

Farmer: Mah crops ain't workin no mo anymo! Stoopid gubbermint!

Gubbermint by Ajbdtc826 July 7, 2010

gubberment 

Southern slang word for Government

Damn Gubberment revenuers

gubberment by hillsurfer March 29, 2007

guvermint 

government, state, authority, those in charge

The guvermint is coming...The guvernmint is coming...

guvermint by Female Unabomber April 26, 2011

Gubbamint 

Also; the Gubbamint

A body of people who define laws and collect too many taxes, seemingly, to give to everybody else but you.

The Gubbamint fucks everything up.

Gubbamint by SirXziane March 31, 2023

da guberment

A humorous misspelling of 'the government' as if stated by a toddler.

i werk fer da guberment

da guberment by AJ Deadshow November 28, 2021

Gubberment 

You think it might be southern slang, but when you do shit online it goes everywhere fast.

Really it's a colloquialism to refer to the government as participating in corporate regulatory capture, or that they are out to get you, or Big Brother Is Watching You (actually now you're watching Big Brother). It's a form of anti-elitism, or anti-authoritarianism, and will soon be classed as Hate Speech everywhere that there is one.

And that's when we move to DAOs, but then we'll just need another piece of slang, like DDAO referring to "dduh" the stutter form of "duh", made to be a parody of "duh" referring to how it's ironic that saying "duh" is pretty much like saying "dduh", and yet that wasn't obvious to you, and that we don't say things because they aren't obvious, because you wouldn't fucking get it if we didn't.

But The Gubberment is usually just how you pronounce it when you're characterising someone as being a wuss-bag and can't deal with their own rulers and simply doesn't know how not to get caught, and can't speak any other languages so they have no chance of moving to another country, as by saying it they clearly can't speak their own language.

The Gubberment is coming, quick, hide your cough drops.

"It's time to Escape The Matrix", "bullshit you're controlled opposition by the gubberment".

Big Pharma, Big Tech, Big Oil, why is everything big, are these just corporate wings of the gubberment.

Gubberment by WorldEndingThoughts January 15, 2023

guvermint 

government, authority, that thing in charge

The guvermint is coming..The guvermint is coming...

guvermint by Female Unabomber April 26, 2011