A group of people that Continuously make some of the most stupid ass laws in the United States. A bunch of mentally handy cap people that are paid way to much.

refers to the the handycap in the administrative bureaucracy who control a state at a given time

Alabama goverment laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railway track may be punishable by death.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant
Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is legal to drive the wrong way on a one way street if you have a lantern on the front of your car.

Goverment by lord penis poo poo February 29, 2012

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Goobermensch

The ideal man when it comes to being a funny and goofy little guy.

The goobermensch does not care if he gets made fun of, because it is funny.

Goobermensch by Horseshoe_Pete September 18, 2022

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Goobermensch

Under educated neo-nazi type who feels he (or she) is superior to others of different races or ethnic groups based on a misapplied and shaky grasp of the philosophy of Nietzsche.

"Allright you goobermensch - drop the neighbor's cat and come quietly...and put something on for pete's sake!"

Goobermensch by retracj April 8, 2009

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Goverment

A corporation

History is a lie
Religion is a control system
Money is a hoax
Debt is fiction
Goverment is a corporation
The system is a lie

Goverment by P0S1D3N October 11, 2016

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