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A Nickname for the testicles of a pig used mostly by the muslim community for the purpose of making jokes
Jonas: "Today I had a delicious Guave Burger for my Iftar, it was so delicious man".
Bunyamin: "Habibi, that´s so Haram, you know that Guaves are the Testicles of Pigs"
Guaves by HalalHabibi187 April 9, 2023
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graves road

A road running through Green and Springfield townships in Ross county, Ohio, noted for the incredible trashiness of the inbred, diseased families that live along it. the bane of the Ross County Sheriff's department, charged with keeping the unruly riffraff in line, at least part of the time.
Aunt Chelle: let's go up to Freshour road, score some weed and crack at Eldon's , then go swap kids with some other perverts and orgy it up!."

Colby: "Who on Graves Road will swap kids with scum like us?"

Aunt Chelle: "Aw, any of 'em will if we got dope!"
graves road by icewolf July 19, 2012
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Graves' Rage 

A usually temporary fit of rage to psychosis brought on by high thyroid hormones from Graves' Disease. Because of the hormonal cause, Graves' Rage can strike without warning and last more than 12 hours. People afflicted with bouts of Graves' Rage suffer symptoms of cynicism, anger, sarcasm, emotional hypersensitivity and brutal honesty. Due to the hormone imbalance, these incidents are not usually recognized by the afflicted while they are occurring.
"Wow! Wendy Williams really hates Beyonce"

"No, its just her Graves' Rage"
Graves' Rage by AZGG December 15, 2012

gravestanding 

exploiting a person's death for a self-serving purpose, such as propagating a political agenda, raising money, or garnering attention and social capital.
Nikki: I know Lily just died, and I barely knew her, but she was a part of #PoliticalMovement
Max: Quit fucking gravestanding, Nikki, the body isn't even cold yet.
gravestanding by SmackyTheBeer April 27, 2016

Gladius Guavas

Tits that resemble a gladiators sword

Long flat and pointy at the end
She looks like a sword rack with those two gladius guavas hanging there

Randal Graves 

The character in Clerks 1 and 2 played by Jeff Anderson.
Randal Graves is rude to the costumers.
Randal Graves by tenaciousd6936 August 5, 2006

pretty girls make graves

A narrative song from The Smiths that concludes in Morrissey losing hope of ever sustaining a relationship with a woman. Also the name of a band from Seattle, which formed almost two decades after that brilliant song was written.
Upon the sand, upon the bay

"There is a quick and easy way" you say

Before you illustrate

I'd rather state :

"I'm not the man you think I am

I'm not the man you think I am"

And Sorrow's native son

He will not smile for anyone

And Pretty Girls Make Graves

Ohh....

End of the pier, end of the bay

You tug my arm, and say : "Give in to lust,

Give up to lust, oh heaven knows we'll

Soon be dust ... "

Oh, I'm not the man you think I am

I'm not the man you think I am

And Sorrow's native son

He will not rise for anyone

And Pretty Girls Make Graves

Oh, really ?
Oh ...
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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