Guaraí

the WORST CITY in the ENTIRETY of Brazil, it's a GIANT FUCKING SHITHOLE and im not kidding it is FUCKING HORRIBLE, the streets smell like semen, the dogs bite everyone on the street, half of all the men are degenerates (the other half fled the city), half of the women are also degenerates (since women are technically smarter they know that the best option would be to just kill themselves)and EVERY FUCKING DAY from 7pm to 4:30 am you can hear GUNSHOTS in EVERY PART OF THE TOWN. NEVER GO THERE, ITS A FUCKING SHIT HOLE. GUARAÍ IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE, EVEN WORSE THEN HELL, AND IF VISIT THERE AND COME BACK THERE IS AN 95% CHANCE THAT YOU WILL BE PUT IN A PSYCHIATRIC FUCKING HOSPITAL, GUARAÍ IS FUCKING HELL. MY GIRLFRIEND'S STEP-BROTHER WENT THERE AND WHEN HE CAME BACK HE SHAT HIS PANTS, SMEARED IT ON THE WALL, SLAPPED MY GIRLFRIEND'S MOM'S ASS, ATE HIS FUCKING PILLOW(don't know how tf did he do that), CUT OFF HIS DICK, BALLS AND NIPPELES, REMOVED HIS TEETH, AND SHOVED MY GIRLFRIEND'S STEPDAD'S GLASSES UP HIS ASS AND THEN WHEN WE SENT HIM TO THE NEAREST PSYCHIATRIC HOSPITAL HE FUCKING CLIMBED ON THE VENTS AND CUMMED ALL OVER THE MANAGER'S DESK FROM UP THERE IN THE VENT AND EVERYTHING WHILE SHOUTING "FLAMENGO PRIMEIRO GUARAÍ É O LUGAR DOS DEMONIOS EU SOU GAY EO DAVI ME CHUPOU" OVER AND OVER AGAIN (we don't know who is davi but we're searching beacuse maybe it wasnt actually the city), trust me i watched everything.
Moral of the story, don't go there, it's a mess. Thank you.

Person 1: Dude you've ever been to Guaraí?
Person 2: Oh hell no! Don't try to trick me dumbass!

Guaraí by Yournumba1fan December 30, 2024

Guardians of the Galaxy 

The Guardians of the Galaxy are a fictional superhero team, that have starred in the comic book series of the same name, published by Marvel Comics. The original team, based in an alternate universe within the Marvel Comics continuity, debuted in the comic book Marvel Super-Heroes #18 (Jan. 1969).
Another team, this time based in the mainstream Marvel Universe, debuted in the comic Guardians of the Galaxy (vol. 2) #1 (July 2008):

Guardians of the Galaxy

1.Starlord (Peter Quill)

2.Rocket Raccoon

3.Quasar (Phyla-Vell)

4.Adam Warlock

5.Gamora

6.Drax

7.Mantis

8.Groot

The live-action film Guardians of the Galaxy, based on the comic book and team (2008 version), is scheduled to be released on August 1, 2014 (though the date could change). It will be directed by James Gunn, based on a screenplay written by Nicole Perlman, Chris McCoy, and Gunn. The film was formally announced by its production studio, Marvel Studios, at the July 2012 San Diego Comic-Con International, with concept art portraying Drax the Destroyer, Groot, Star-Lord, Rocket Raccoon, and Gamora.

Guardians of the Galaxy by The Centurion December 9, 2012

tard fam guarantee 

This is what we call a guarantee that is made by any of the tard fam members. This is the most useless and hopeless guarantee ever. Usually anytime a tard fam member makes a guarantee of any sorts, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the opposite happening with supreme confidence. As we have already known, tard fam has no idea whatsoever on what they are talking about and as a result they think that they are smarter than they actually are. Since they think they're so smart, they may let their tard side show a little when they go around making all these promises and guarantees.

Norman "Nick": Dude, I guarantee that I am the least retarded person in this chat. It's probably York if we're being honest.
York: Dude, that's cap asf. I guarantee that Mike Carlson is more of a retard than me.
Armando: Looks like both of you woke up this morning and decided to acted retarded all day. Shut your asses up with your wack ass tard fam guarantees.

tard fam guarantee by TurnM3Up July 21, 2020

guardian angel 

An Angel in Heaven/The Other Side who ensures that you're safe. Everyone has at least 2 of them. They can also be family members or pets in Heaven/The Other Side.

Thank the Creator for all the help from my guardian angel. I just Know my Mom is 1 of my guardian angels. I take lots of risks so I need lots of guardian angels.

guardian angel by Starchylde June 21, 2016

guardin 

one of the best (and very underrated) music artists out there. he has an extremely unique voice and is very talented. he has made songs such as ‘i think you’re really cool’ and ‘solitary’ (some of his most popular songs) .he has many amazing albums such as ‘creature’ (named after his cat) that was followed by creature part two.

are you listening to guardin?
yeah dude! he’s epic!

guardin by Millie rodger April 10, 2020

mink guarding 

When wimpy pencil-dicked possessive mama's boy types cling to their girlfriend in public, eyes always looking around, holding hands, grabbing ass, any way to let everyone know his woman is "taken." Really a turnoff to women and makes guys like me laugh behind their backs.

Look at that dweeb over there mink guarding that chick. She is going to run from him really soon.

mink guarding by running out of patience May 8, 2009

High Guardian Spice

An utter dogshit Crunchyroll original "anime".
The creators of this "anime" strive to have diversity in their team, but somehow have a 100% female writers room.
The graphics in this "anime" look like the stuff on Cartoon Network rather than a REAL Japanese anime.
It is so bad that it is not even listed on MyAnimeList.

Every REAL anime watcher thinks that High Guardian Spice sucks.

High Guardian Spice by ANIM3BOI69 August 13, 2021