Dícese del acto sexual en el cual, se produce la masturbación mientras se defeca, logrando así ampliar el rango del placer, uso coloquial a nivel provincial en España
A woman from El Salvador...A guanaca can usually cook a culinary masterpiece called pupusas, which is a dish EXCLUSIVELY of Salvadorean origin. Guanacas are one of a kind and the hottest women on earth (and no I'm not just saying that 'cause Im Salvy, it's been confirmed).
a filthy cerota whom sucks on her mom's giant cock, and then fucks her father and brothers because they are ugly ass bitches and that's the only way they get fucked
a stupid cerota whom sucks on her mom's giant cock, and then fucks her father and brothers because they are ugly ass bitches and that's the only way they get fucked
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.