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Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day 

On May 13th Guadalupe gets on her hands and knees for Joseph’s dick.
“Lupita you know what day it is right?”
“Oh you talking about-
“Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day, now get down.”

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day 

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.
“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

Guadalupe 

Guadalupe is literally the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. When she smiles you will just get lost in her beauty and when she laughs it will melt your heart. Her eyes are so dreamy and her voice is like your favorite song being played over the radio. Shes so funny, kind, cute, and super fun to have around. Losing her will be the biggest regret in your life and just being able to know a Guadalupe means your lucky. Guadalupe is someone you’ll want to keep close in you heart and be careful because it’s so easy to fall in love with her. Keep her around because she’s just so amazing and perfect <3
Guadalupe is perfect stfu leo
Guadalupe by Beldas my gf October 29, 2019

Guadalupe 

A beautiful young girl that is never to mean, fun to be around with while make you smile no matter what. She's amazing a girl you can always have fun with she is unique no one else compares to her very talented in dance and drawing. Very lovable. You get lost in her brown eyes they lead you to a beautiful world that is indescribable. A girl that is worth fighting for. A girl that doesn't ask for much but is happy with what she has a girl that should never be let down. Has her laugh attacks that make you just laugh along with her. She will make you they happiest person alive.
Daym she's cute as a Guadalupe
Guadalupe by panda 13 January 13, 2014

Guadalupe 

guadalupe is a nice, pretty girl, not to me only to the very very mean people! guadalupe is a trust-worthy friend that you can talk with, yet have fun with. also, we all know she liked issac!
idaly: can i tell you something ?

cesia: yeah! i’m such a guadalupe !
Guadalupe by breereehee March 14, 2019

Maria Guadalupe 

Name for a woman usually of Mexican descent. Pretty,very intelligent, very unlikely to be ghetto, does not like ugly people, is very successful. She will surpass any obstacles put in front of her, takes life as it is, and will keep going no matter what- a diamond the rough - This girl, who is renowed for her ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time, will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. She is Sexy, cute and Nice - all wrapped in one package. Don't take her for a fool.
"She is a total Maria Guadalupe - both sexy & sweet at the same time."
Maria Guadalupe by Spanish_Eyes August 23, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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