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cock guac 

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.
Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
cock guac by Pulkmog December 20, 2009

Guac on my Cock 

When you vomit while giving a blow job.
Last night my girlfriend hit me with some guac on my cock.
Guac on my Cock by ollux February 6, 2017

GuacCock 

a man with a guacamole looking infection on his dick after fucking a fat prostitute.
i dont want to get down with you and your GuacCock, that shits crusty.
GuacCock by madeaforlifecc May 25, 2011

guaccock 

When you run out of chips for your dip so you offer your girl the guaccock
Your girl: “Shoot, we just ran out of chips for the guac!”

You: “Don’t worry, we’ll break out the guaccock”
guaccock by wileywombat March 28, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026