Guac Cock 

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky

Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!

Guac Cock by DJ CEL May 9, 2019

cock guac 

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.

Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.

cock guac by Pulkmog December 20, 2009

Guac on my Cock 

When you vomit while giving a blow job.

Last night my girlfriend hit me with some guac on my cock.

Guac on my Cock by ollux February 6, 2017

GuacCock 

a man with a guacamole looking infection on his dick after fucking a fat prostitute.

i dont want to get down with you and your GuacCock, that shits crusty.

GuacCock by madeaforlifecc May 25, 2011

guaccock 

When you run out of chips for your dip so you offer your girl the guaccock

Your girl: “Shoot, we just ran out of chips for the guac!”

You: “Don’t worry, we’ll break out the guaccock”

guaccock by wileywombat March 28, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008