Guac Cock

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky

Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!

by DJ CEL May 9, 2019

cock guac

When you are fucking a girl with ghonneria and pull out your cock and it's covered with a substence which resembles guacamole.

Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.

by Pulkmog December 20, 2009

Guac on my Cock

When you vomit while giving a blow job.

Last night my girlfriend hit me with some guac on my cock.

by ollux February 6, 2017

GuacCock

a man with a guacamole looking infection on his dick after fucking a fat prostitute.

i dont want to get down with you and your GuacCock, that shits crusty.

by madeaforlifecc May 25, 2011

guaccock

When you run out of chips for your dip so you offer your girl the guaccock

Your girl: “Shoot, we just ran out of chips for the guac!”

You: “Don’t worry, we’ll break out the guaccock”

by wileywombat March 28, 2023