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a man with a guacamole looking infection on his dick after fucking a fat prostitute.
i dont want to get down with you and your GuacCock, that shits crusty.
by madeaforlifecc April 21, 2011
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Jul 1 Word of the Day
sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.
Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.
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Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky
Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!
by DJ CEL May 09, 2019
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