GuacCock 

a man with a guacamole looking infection on his dick after fucking a fat prostitute.

i dont want to get down with you and your GuacCock, that shits crusty.

GuacCock by madeaforlifecc May 25, 2011

guaccock 

When you run out of chips for your dip so you offer your girl the guaccock

Your girl: “Shoot, we just ran out of chips for the guac!”

You: “Don’t worry, we’ll break out the guaccock”

guaccock by wileywombat March 28, 2023

Guac Cock 

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky

Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!

Guac Cock by DJ CEL May 9, 2019