GuacCock

a man with a guacamole looking infection on his dick after fucking a fat prostitute.

i dont want to get down with you and your GuacCock, that shits crusty.

by madeaforlifecc May 25, 2011

guaccock

When you run out of chips for your dip so you offer your girl the guaccock

Your girl: “Shoot, we just ran out of chips for the guac!”

You: “Don’t worry, we’ll break out the guaccock”

by wileywombat March 28, 2023