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Grunfest 

Its a holiday on the second Sunday of June. Its when men decorate there Grunskins with paint and glitter in honor of that body part. In tradition a man is suppose to have a woman lick it 14 times before painting.
I have been to 5 circle jerks, to goat ropes, but never a grunfest.
Grunfest by Dr Grunskin July 13, 2010
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Bonnie Gruesen 

A Starkid, plays Hermione Granger in A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel. Is totally awesome, but can't draw. Sings "The Coolest Girl," written by Darren Criss.
Person: Who's Bonnie Gruesen?
Starkid Fan: THE COOLEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!

Aryan Grundes 

A white guy that showers in baby powder
Aryan Grundes is gay
Aryan Grundes by Hot__n__sexy November 20, 2021

Gruntswell 

Grunting while working out, so that all the haters can see how jacked and tan you are.
Hey broski, I'm on my way to Strong Island Gym to get my "gruntswell on", wanna join me?
Gruntswell by BenGordon October 18, 2011

Grunenwald 

Green. Having or possessing several tattoos and possibly a very sexy badge and a taser which he can whip out at any time to defend your honor, just in case. Also very highly sexually charged, with a touch of genius. Crazy doesn't even begin to cover it, but if you start with insanity and add pure sexy you might come close.
The Grunenwald is STRONG with this one!
Grunenwald by Xayla2424 January 9, 2010

Grunskyism 

The term used to describe someone who has the innate ability to topple a bandwagon that previously had a great deal of momentum behind it. In other words, a bandwagon jumper who causes the team to lose or the bandwagon to crash.
Brock Lesnar became UFC champion after four fights. After a successful title defense, he gained one too many fans - the one with Grunskyism came on board. Brock immediately lost the belt and hasn't been seen in the UFC since.

The Vancouver Canucks were having an amazing playoff run. They seemed unstoppable and made it to the Stanley Cup Finals.. Then that guy hopped on the Canucks bandwagon. He has Grunskyism and within a week, the Canucks fell apart, lost the finals, and Vancouver rioted. Grunskyism.
Grunskyism by G-ism October 20, 2011
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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