Grundulation

Showing someone a funny video, but then you realize they don't find it funny, but you can't pull out, and they don't wanna be rude either, and there's 30 seconds left that you know will not be funny either.

Showing him that video was an absolute grundulation! He didn't move for a solid 5 minutes.

Grundulation by anonymous December 11, 2025

Congrats on Your Gradulations

A message of over enthusiastic, usually alcohol fueled, well wishes when you are trying to over compensate with your Big Guy Energy, while doing your best to relate to someone much younger and more hip than yourself.

Drunk Golf Fan: Hey there fellow hip youngster! Hope you are having as much fun today as we are!

22yr old cashier: Not really.. This is just a side job because I graduate from college in the Fall.

Drunk Golf Fan: Oh wow! Well, uh, Congrats on Your Gradulations!

22yr old cashier: Yeah…. Thanks..

Congrats on Your Gradulations by Falcon Thunder Fist June 23, 2021

grundelatio 

The act of providing oral pleasure to the area between one's butthole and balls and/or vagina.

That chick's nose slipped into my butthole while she was performing grundelatio on me.

grundelatio by Jasper Pipestone February 1, 2010

granulation

Used by corporate management, this describes the process of extracting data from an information system in order to specify particular elements of a simplified process for cost effectiveness purposes.

The term "granulation" was first recorded in the region which we know now as Belgium, from the well renowned Professor of applied Business Strategy and Nuclear Science Wim Van Den Berghen Pruden to define the descriptive relationship between business and nuclear weapons in 1947.

This data is over-granulated.
is your mother granulating?
Granulation on demand.

granulation by GranulationQueen June 2, 2011

grundlatio

a felatio for your grundle

i was with my girlfriend last night and she just totally gave me a grundlatio out of the blue

grundlatio by mrwhite1 January 23, 2009

Gunkulation

That nasty dried layer of junk that dries under the caps and lids of opened condiments.

I opened up the ketchup bottle and it was practically sealed shut with a thick layer of gunkulation. I had to wipe it off with paper tower before I lost my appetite.

Gunkulation by EtchenKlein June 13, 2011

gradulations 

The abbreviated congratulatory remark offered to someone who has recently graduated.

Jason: "I"m so glad High School is OVER!"
Rachel: "Yeah, gradulations bro"

gradulations by rsmeazy May 22, 2009