An allusion to taking a very dense and husky poo, often shortened to simply "MBGB".
"Milky Bones" is in reference to the robust brown consistency and texture of poos that resemble the popular canine treat.
"Grumble Bee" is a jovial and light hearted metaphorical reference to the sound of an angry bee, not unlike the sound one's bunghole may emit during an "MBGB".
An affectionate Australian term for a person who is always grumbling and complaining. Popularised by the classic 80's Aussie sitcom "Kingswood Country".
The various nefarious adult publications found ripped up underneath bushes/hedges at bus stops and public conveniences etc. (Pregnant Asian Babes, Razzle, Hairy & German)
Named after the hugely popular 5 piece comedy showband of the 1960's onwards.
'I alighted the bus to discover a smallpile of disgarded grumbleweed on the roadside. Not only had the vibration of the bus journey aroused me, It now seemed that the aforementioned publication had provoked a small droplet of sperm to emit from my bell end'.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.