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Grumblebrag 

To complain in a superficial manner, when one is really just boasting.
I have to wear my wedding ring or else I just get hit on too much. I'm not actually annoyed, I'm just grumblebragging.
Grumblebrag by das Luftkissenboot November 13, 2014

milky bones grumble bee 

An allusion to taking a very dense and husky poo, often shortened to simply "MBGB".

"Milky Bones" is in reference to the robust brown consistency and texture of poos that resemble the popular canine treat.

"Grumble Bee" is a jovial and light hearted metaphorical reference to the sound of an angry bee, not unlike the sound one's bunghole may emit during an "MBGB".
"My grandpa always said: KFC today, milky bones grumble bee tomorrow."

Grumblebum 

An affectionate Australian term for a person who is always grumbling and complaining. Popularised by the classic 80's Aussie sitcom "Kingswood Country".
"Oh OK, fine, I'll stay and talk to Grumblebum!"
Grumblebum by OzSkypeGuy March 4, 2015

grumblefeltch 

when someone who just got ass fucked farts out cum
lauren grumblefeltched all over the couch after getting his ass torn up by tyrone

Grumbleweed 

The various nefarious adult publications found ripped up underneath bushes/hedges at bus stops and public conveniences etc. (Pregnant Asian Babes, Razzle, Hairy & German)

Named after the hugely popular 5 piece comedy showband of the 1960's onwards.
'I alighted the bus to discover a small pile of disgarded grumbleweed on the roadside. Not only had the vibration of the bus journey aroused me, It now seemed that the aforementioned publication had provoked a small droplet of sperm to emit from my bell end'.
Grumbleweed by Phillip Cluskey June 10, 2005

gumblebee 

Greg: I got a Gumblebee last week
Ian: What's that?
Greg: A dog breed.
gumblebee by fivnn February 18, 2023