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to steal , to nick , to rob , to scouse , to graft =)
i grafted this tv off the back off a lorry
grafted by james brandon August 8, 2006
Words you can keep
"dirty" commonly used slang in various parts of england
my jeans are proper grafted
grafted by ISR October 29, 2006
Getting raped in the butt by a plunger
Tom - "Dude, did you see Terry get grafted last night!?"
Berry - "No bro, thank god. That's terrible!"
Grafted by Kinnster May 9, 2011
The point in time when a song or album is no longer so-so, and it is now playing non-stop on your itunes.
Hilton: Has the new Angels and Airwaves album had time to incubate?
Ian: Hells yes, that thing has grafted for sure.
Grafted by HIlton S. August 30, 2008

Grafted Surrons 

A grafted surron is a stolen electric bike sold around the UK on Facebook marketplace.
Alan Reet has grafted surrons at 16 Dudley Hill
Grafted Surrons by Matarayos April 2, 2025

Grafted Valor

Someone who has entered the military (or any other branch) just so they can brag about it online, they practically have joined the military to chase for either internet clout or just clout in general. There are other types of people that actually do it for the sake of financial gain while also believing they're immediately superior just for barely joining in the military.

To them, it's not about serving in an actual war and fight for their country as they're just focusing on have some cringy forced fame out of it.
Person: Dude that guy Francois keeps bragging to people over on gmod on how he's in the navy.
Person 2: Sounds like grafted valor to me.
Grafted Valor by Cemorolen December 14, 2025

taken for granted 

is how someone feel when their not shown appreciation for their generosity
Mary feels she being taken for granted by her family because she worked,cooked and no one does the dishes.
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