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gutted salmon 

A large juicy and succulent vagina with mouth-wateringly sweet pink and fleshy lips..

Not so appealing to vegans and vegetarians..

More a gourmet dish for the committed practicing Vaginarian..

Must be eaten fresh, or it rapidly becomes a musky mackerel, which is not quite so fresh, or even worse, a rancid pilchard..
Big lady was a strange name for a woman who was only slightly above average height and was not really more weighty than the average western factory farm fed female.. (220lbs)..

But it became clear on webcam that her diet of cakes and lard had somehow enabled her to showcase a gutted salmon to her fans the likes of which is rare seen online and that a gent could definitely lose his head in when searching for his wrist watch in the morning after the pleasures of the night..
gutted salmon by Drex Johnson October 18, 2016
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1. verb - to grumble and mutter simultaneously.

2. verb - to incomprehensibly express displeasure vocally.
"Dang kids and their stupid cell phones", the unhappy codger gruttered.

The vocal expression which is gruttered is called a "grutterance".
grutter by G-Force April 19, 2006
to be terribly upset
Kids might say they are gutted to be going back to school at summer's end.
Gutted by talk2me-JCH2 July 13, 2022

gutted ewok 

a furry muff that appears like an inside-out character from star wars. see also badly packed kebab.
Whoa, chewbacca just slayed some gutted ewok.


whoa your mum has a smelly gutted ewok
1. Only to be used in extreme disappointment

2. sensation of shock, amazement, normally unwanted, tingling stomach on the verge of crying, Normally happens when horrible news is delivered to you quickly EX: Cheating
My friend told me that she was cheating on me and he caught her, i asked if it was true and she admitted yes, I was so gutted..
Gutted by D!M! January 15, 2008

gutted wombat 

Rural Australian Slang for female genitalia, specifically in a leg-spread position.
Drew: oi mutt, show us your gutted wombat.

Mutt: Fuck oof ya derro!
gutted wombat by not Drew December 25, 2007
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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